The Ultimate Unicorn Joke Book

Which unicorn smells? The poo-nicorn. Full of jokes, puns and one-liners about unicorns, mermaids, fairies and much, much more. This book is hot-to-trot and you'll laugh yourself hoarse--the perfect gift for unicorn-crazy kids.

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Publisher: Egmont UK Limited

ISBN: 1405294337

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Get ready to giggle glitter and laugh yourself silly in this hilarious new joke book all about unicorns!Full of jokes, puns, and one-liners about unicorns, mermaids, fairies, and much more. This book is hot-to-trot and you'll laugh yourself hoarse! The perfect gift for readers age 5 and up with a sparkly foiled cover and purple inside printing for an extra special magical touch.

The Ultimate Unicorn Joke Book

"Get ready to giggle, glitter, and laugh yourself hoarse on this magical journey into the world of unicorny jokes."--Back cover

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Publisher: BuzzPop

ISBN: 1544442114

Category: English wit and humor

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"Get ready to giggle, glitter, and laugh yourself hoarse on this magical journey into the world of unicorny jokes."--Back cover.

Ultimate Kids Joke Book

The Laugh Out Loud Gift for Kids with Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, and Mor More Joke Books for Kids ... Parent Approved Birthday Jokes-Unicorn Jokes - Cat Jokes-School Jokes Sports Jokes - Holiday Jokes-Animal Jokes-Superhero ...

Author: Joke Books for Kids

Publisher: Joke Books for Kids

ISBN: 9781984877192

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 96

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What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!

The Unicorn Poop Joke Book

Jack B. Quick. Uni-corncobs! When is the best time to buy Easter chicks? When. What food do unicorns like best? How do you get rid of stinky ghosts?

Author: Jack B. Quick

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

ISBN: 9781398800052

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

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What do you call a unicorn with no horn? Completely pointless! This wacky book is packed to bursting with over 150 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes about wizards, mermaids and magical creatures... not to mention zany zoos, funny fairy tales, and enchanted unicorn poop! The cheeky, irreverent tone, and chucklesome full-color illustrations will have you laughing your socks off. Ideal for children aged 6+.

Super Cool Fairy Tale and Fantasy Joke Book For Kids Hilarious Magical Jokes About Fairies Mermaids Princesses Unicorns Dragons and More

Melanie Voland, Treehouse Books. What kind of Pet did Aladdin have? A flying car-PET! What game should you never play with a Unicorn? LEAP FROG! Which fairy tale character is worth the most money? GOLD-ilocks Why do Dragons wear yellow ...

Author: Melanie Voland

Publisher: Treehouse Books

ISBN: 9791221398281

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 13

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A great joke book for kids who like jokes and fantasy, fairy tales and magic! With more than 100 hilarious jokes about fairies, unicorns, mermaids, giants, wizards, witches, dragons, knights, princesses and lots more! Does that sound right for you? Then get it now!

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

The Hugest Pile of Jokes, Knock-Knocks, Puns, and Knee-Slappers That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud Kathi Wagner, Brian Boone, May Roche. Who is the biggest horse fly? ... What did one unicorn say to the other? I get the point.

Author: Kathi Wagner

Publisher: Castle Point Books

ISBN: 9781250238696

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 496

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A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

The Super Fun Joke Book

Which unicorn is always top of the class? The A-corn! A giant's hat! A vampire with a toothache! To an odd-ball! What is inside Aladdin's lamp? It would. What is higher than a giant? What can you hear at Halloween saying, “Bite, slurp, ...

Author: Ivy Finnegan

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

ISBN: 9781398810389

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

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This off-the-wall, laugh-out-loud joke book has been specially crafted for children aged 6+. It's packed to bursting with over 700 eye-wateringly funny gags including: • well-loved comedy classics • wickedly funny one-liners • supremely silly shaggy dog stories • spoof film, song, and book titles • and so much more! The surreal and anarchic, doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers' funny bones. A great gift for all the entire family to enjoy!

Humor Unicorns Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks

Very Best Of Unicorn Jerk Jokes...and...why Unicorns Not Always Rock Jokes" audiobook... ...and for a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my humorous and hilarious Unicorn Jerk Joke Book!

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781635016987

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 40

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This time Timmie is exploring the world of the jerkiest breeds like one horned horses AKA unicorns, humorous dogs and freaky cats, and he soon discovers that looking at these breeds from a totally different dimension is doing one big things for Timmie. His new perspective of watching the animal life is helping him see these animals in a totally new & awkward dimension To his surprise, Timmie pretty quickly learns that animals are just really big jerks when they are all by themselves and when they are thinking that nobody is watching them. This leads him to this brand new creation of a fantasy rhyming poetry series that involves jerky animal breeds like unicorns, jerky dogs and even jerkier cats. Timmie gradually comes to the realization that these animals are really just a bunch of big jerks and in his book he enjoys exposing their jerkiness. This series will help kids discover in a very humorous, rhyming and poetic way what the big magical dust and mythical buzz around these unicorns really is all about. He also makes clear to young readers why exposing the truth about a unicorn's jerkiness should be an important matter to kids with precious toys and yummy candy. Sometimes changing a view to get a peek into another dimension of reality is what a kid needs to know in order to understand who unicorns really are. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most jerky and humorous moments lived by these mystical and magical animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Inside you'll find jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now for your kids...

Unicorn Coloring Book

The Ultimate Unicorn Coloring Book: This is an 8.5X11 32 Page Magical Horn Coloring Diary For: Anyone That Loves Unicorns and Magic.

Author: Mary Miller

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1095979302

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Page: 32

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The Ultimate Unicorn Coloring Book: This is an 8.5X11 32 Page Magical Horn Coloring Diary For: Anyone That Loves Unicorns and Magic. Makes A Great Birthday or Just Because Gift For Boys and Girls. Funny Unicorn Coloring Book Magical Pages Gift For Children Gift for Kids School Aged K-12 Road Trip Gift Unicorn Lover inspiring intelligent joyful joyous kissable laid-back learning little loud lovable loved loving mini miniature miraculous Funny Unicorn Coloring Book Is 8.5X11 and 32 Pages to Color in.

Funny Poem Book For Kids Cat Dog Humor Books Unicorn Humor

Free Bonus That's right for a very limited period of time, you will get a copy of "The Very Best Of Unicorn Jerk Jokes...and...why Unicorns Not Always Rock Jokes" audiobook... ...andfora limited time you can downloada.

Author: Timmie Guzzmann

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

ISBN: 9781631876165

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 49

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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...