The Painspotter s Guide to Broken Britain

And Dan and I hope to see you on the Painspotting website: www.Painspotting.co.uk Sadly, you could be referring to this book over the many years this recession is likely to last, but I hope you will be using it to cheer yourself up.

Author: Andrew Holmes

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 9781907293160

Category: Humor

Page: 220

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Welcome to Broken Britain! MPs are blaming 'The System' for their thieving behaviour. Bankers have burnt through more cash than President Mugabe and still been bailed out. Britain is Broke. Only one thing's going to sort this mess out - some good old-fashioned finger pointing. It's time to take revenge... Painspotting style. Let the Painspotting commence! This book is more effective than Prozac and cheaper than therapy. You may be angry, you may be mad, you may even be institutionalised, but put the baseball bat away, hang up your lynching rope, and let the Painspotting commence! 50 of the best Love them, hate them, blame them, rate them: The Painspotter's Guide to Broken Britain introduces the 50 most frightful characters you'll meet in a financial crisis, so prepare to laugh out loud at the Frightened Fat Cat, the Miserable Middle Class, the Self-help Saddo and many more.

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Andrew Holmes, consultant and author of Carl von Clausewitz's On War: A modern-day interpretation ofa self-help classic and The Painspotter's Guide to Broken Britain. “Having a business book published can give instant credibility to an ...

Author: Infinite Ideas

Publisher: Infinite Ideas

ISBN: 9781907755941

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 128

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