SOMETHING HAPPENED

What was happening in there, Eddie? Did something happen?” And he laughed
and answered: “Oh, yeah, something happened, all right. Didn't something
happen, Geraldine?” And, smirking, nudged her playfully on the arm with his
elbow.

Author: Joseph Heller

Publisher: Dell

ISBN: 9780307803610

Category: Fiction

Page: 576

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Bob Slocum was living the American dream. He had a beautiful wife, three lovely children, a nice house...and all the mistresses he desired. He had it all -- all, that is, but happiness. Slocum was discontent. Inevitably, inexorably, his discontent deteriorated into desolation until...something happened. Something Happened is Joseph Heller's wonderfully inventive and controversial second novel satirizing business life and American culture. The story is told as if the reader was overhearing the patter of Bob Slocum's brain -- recording what is going on at the office, as well as his fantasies and memories that complete the story of his life. The result is a novel as original and memorable as his Catch-22.

Something Happened

Something feels wrong. It's too dark. Normally at night all the lights are on. Now
there's a small lamp that's on, but nothing else. That lamp's never on; I even
forgot it was there. I reach for the light switch but stop; instead I call out in a voice
that's ...

Author: Greg Logsted

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781416950783

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 208

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In the wake of his father's unexpected death, thirteen-year-old Billy Romero feels he has no one to talk to until his English teacher, the young and beautiful Miss Gate, offers support and friendship, but soon he is wondering if something more is going on.

Something Happened and I m Scared to Tell

95 paper Something Happened and I ' m Scared to Tell , by Patricia Kehoe , Ph .
D . and illustrated by Carol Deach , is the story of a young sexual abuse victim
who learns how to recover self - esteem . Useful with 3 - 7 years , 32 pages , $ 6 .

Author: Patricia Kehoe

Publisher: Parenting Press, Inc.

ISBN: 0943990289

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 26

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This title discusses, in simple terms, sexual and physical abuse, explains why adults may become abusive, and encourages children to report such abuse to a trusting adult.

Something Happened

Everything that had happened in the last 18 days was quite a whirlwind and
became at-home-care now. There were massive changes in our lives all
permanent, already decided for us now. Looking back on all this now, knowing
what I know ...

Author: Sterling Fields

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781463448783

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 108

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This is a true story of DEGLOVEMENT -amputation of the back of the head, deeper than a scalping and the man who survived to testify to others. SOMETHING HAPPENED will make you think- even change some of your everyday habits. To much to wrap your mind around. A MUST READ!

Something Happened

Because of energy's synergistic role in the economy and its identity as both a
domestic-and foreign-policy issue, it became the exception to many of the
decade's policy rules. Energy prices functioned something like interest rates. Low
energy ...

Author: Edward D. Berkowitz

Publisher: Columbia University Press

ISBN: 9780231500517

Category: History

Page: 296

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In both the literal and metaphorical senses, it seemed as if 1970s America was running out of gas. The decade not only witnessed long lines at gas stations but a citizenry that had grown weary and disillusioned. High unemployment, runaway inflation, and the energy crisis, caused in part by U.S. dependence on Arab oil, characterized an increasingly bleak economic situation. As Edward D. Berkowitz demonstrates, the end of the postwar economic boom, Watergate, and defeat in Vietnam led to an unraveling of the national consensus. During the decade, ideas about the United States, how it should be governed, and how its economy should be managed changed dramatically. Berkowitz argues that the postwar faith in sweeping social programs and a global U.S. mission was replaced by a more skeptical attitude about government's ability to positively affect society. From Woody Allen to Watergate, from the decline of the steel industry to the rise of Bill Gates, and from Saturday Night Fever to the Sunday morning fervor of evangelical preachers, Berkowitz captures the history, tone, and spirit of the seventies. He explores the decade's major political events and movements, including the rise and fall of détente, congressional reform, changes in healthcare policies, and the hostage crisis in Iran. The seventies also gave birth to several social movements and the "rights revolution," in which women, gays and lesbians, and people with disabilities all successfully fought for greater legal and social recognition. At the same time, reaction to these social movements as well as the issue of abortion introduced a new facet into American political life-the rise of powerful, politically conservative religious organizations and activists. Berkowitz also considers important shifts in American popular culture, recounting the creative renaissance in American film as well as the birth of the Hollywood blockbuster. He discusses how television programs such as All in the Family and Charlie's Angels offered Americans both a reflection of and an escape from the problems gripping the country.

Then Something Happened

Messina's struggled, but managed to keep his smile as he let out a sigh. He then
looked at Eric, and slowly moved his eyes away while saying softly, “Let's just say
something happened, and leave it at that.” “Why?” “Like I said, we can talk ...

Author: D. Jensen

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9780595186600

Category: Fiction

Page: 437

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It was a stormy Saturday night and detective Messina just wanted to go home. He didn't anticipate questioning two drenching wet boys about what they saw. He never asked to pull three bodies from a Houston bayou. And, he most certainly never wanted to see pictures of himself posted on a Houston web page with would be hints and clues about what's going on. That Saturday night, Messina was only interested in going home …Then Something Happened. Set in the diverse backdrop of Houston, Texas, it's a story that shows both sides of the horrors of teen violence and Messina must wade through it all to find out what happened, and more importantly, why.

Something Happened to Hillary

Stella S. Byrd. Something Happened Hillaryto by Stella S. Byrd Illustrated by April
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Author: Stella S. Byrd

Publisher: Author House

ISBN: 9781496938961

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 18

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Something Happened to Hillary is story about an eight-year-old African American girl who is faced with an experience that threatens her sense of security and a community that is close and helpful to one another. It provides parents the opportunity to discuss safety issues with their child and teach them about stranger danger. The author wants others to know or remember a time in life where community meant more than just living beside one another. Everyone in Hillary's community is related or close family friends. She feels safe roaming around the neighborhood where everyone she encounters speaks instead of turning their heads so they won't have to interact.

Something Happened After the Rain

—Olaniyi Adekanye, Editor at Kraft Books In Something Happened After the Rain,
Gabriel Bamgbose presents to us a syntagm of sunny songs that, in their sheer
breadth and depth, are only disguised masterpieces recounting a monumental ...

Author: Gabriel Bamgbose

Publisher: Partridge Africa

ISBN: 9781482802511

Category: Poetry

Page: 100

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The poems in this collection concatenate myriad of happenings in life which, though may take a similar course, do not leave us to grin and grimace at the same time. The turn of events in life, like rain, offers mixed feelings which may be pleasant or otherwise. Though rain comes with peaceful breeze and great equanimity, sometimes it does not usually come with that “expected” gift of grace. Occasionally, we may have to rejoice and sometimes count our losses. As heavens may pour down its torrent of grace, it may as well drizzle down its tears of terror. Thus, its arrival and departure do not always leave us with a soothing countenance as we all anticipate. With the ease of rainfall, the poems flow with the truths of the common life of the postcolonial subjects in a world of their own.

Something Happened in Paradise Thermidor in America

That is why it will happen soon anyway. ... Plato's Thrasymachus had this type
down to a science, right at the beginning of Western society: “They help their
friends and they hurt SOMETHING HAPPENED IN PARADISE: THERMIDOR IN ...

Author: Leslie Herzberger

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781469100104

Category: Reference

Page: 190

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Thermidor is just another way of saying Inquisition. At a point in time, the structure is in trouble. You either fix the structure, or you start shooting the people in the life of a complex group called a society. The shooting of people in a complex group, randomly constituted on account of the structure is what we call an Inquisition.

Something Happened on My Way to Hell

... in his flesh,” which is used to describe a chronic infirmity, annoyance, or trouble
in one's life. He asked three times for it to be removed. God reserves the right to
say no—“No, this isn't good for 175 Something Happened on My Way to Hell.

Author: Kimberly Davidson

Publisher: WestBow Press

ISBN: 9781449778538

Category: Religion

Page: 266

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We all love something too much. We all want more. Pastoral counselor Kimberly Davidson knows all about the insatiable pursuit of pleasure. She has lived it and bled it. She also knows where to find Redemption. This 12-week study helps you identify hidden and destructive habits. Kimberly gives you the tools to break the cycle of control and compulsion as you experience God's healing grace. This is not a self-help book. This is a God-help-transform-me book. Learn how filling the spiritual emptiness in your life can help you break free from everyday addictions. "This study is a testimony to the power of His Word. If you are wrestling with destructive habits and want to be free then this book is for you. Read it and be transformed through the healing grace of God." -Gregory L. Jantz, PhD, C.E.D.S., The Center for Counseling and Health Resources, Inc.

Something Happened on the Way to Heaven

So now we have inharmonious 13 moonths and 12 months. The 12 months came
from the perceived solar migration across the 12 constellations.” “Mankind has
not been so kind to womankind since then. 183 SOMETHING HAPPENED ON ...

Author: Nish Gunawardena

Publisher: BalboaPress

ISBN: 9781452534879

Category: Fiction

Page: 276

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Raye is in love. His life on the East Coast is unfulfilled without her. She lives in another country. He takes a summer off from his busy graduate school life to be with her, but his journey to get out of his trap is interrupted by a mysterious messenger in the most unlikely of places. Raye is taken off his planned course and taken unwittingly on a path of his initiation and preparation for the girl of his dreams, who had previously rejected him for his incompatibility. He is stunned by the messengers down-to-earth delivery of unearthly intelligence and the message of timely incisive magic with seductive mystery. Raye is mesmerized by the messengers golden arm bracelet of Uraeus, which epitomizes the potency of the revelation he receives. There is a battle in his heart. He must win it to be with the one he sought in the beginning. Will he see the true source of the light he is illuminated with?

Something Happened on the Way to Heaven

... an incidental character or simply the unbiased storyteller. So when I sat down
to discuss this book with Shrutkeerti Khurana, my wonderful and trusted editor,
and Udayan Mitra, my publisher at Penguin, I wanted to do something different.

Author: Sudha Murty

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9789351189015

Category: Literary Collections

Page: 224

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Every one of us has a life-affirming story to tell... The inspiring true stories of the interesting people who inhabit the pages of Sudha Murty’s books leave an indelible impression on us. But the books are able to chronicle the stories only of the men and women Mrs Murty has come across personally in the course of her social work. There must be so many more wonderful stories that scores of others have to share. Something Happened on the Way to Heaven is a collection of twenty such memorable true-life stories. Handpicked by Sudha Murty from entries submitted in an open competition run by Penguin, they capture the hope, faith, kindness and joy that life is full of even as we make our way through the daily grind. Moving and uplifting, this is an anthology that will engross and delight every reader who believes in the goodness of the human heart.

Something Happens

I could tell from the expression on his face that this was goingto be something
serious. “Do you ever wonder what your mother and yourfather would say about
what you havedoneto them?” “I'mnot readyto go back, Armani. Like I told you
before ...

Author: Antoinette Martins

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781469104546

Category: Fiction

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PUSH Pray Until Something Happens

Gladiator. And the seventh time it happened, when the priests blew the trumpets,
that Joshua said to the people: “Shout, for the Lord has given you the city!” —
Joshua 6:16 Russell Crowe played the role of Maximus the Roman general in the
 ...

Author: Jurgen Matthesius

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

ISBN: 9781400206520

Category: Religion

Page: 256

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This revolutionary book will explain what God wants for and from us when we petition Him for his will to manifest “on Earth as it is in Heaven,” and how to understand the difference. Do you ever feel as if, despite your spirituality and faith, something significant is missing? Most teenagers and college students, as well as tens of millions of adults, are still striving to figure out the purpose and meaning of their lives. The natural struggle for faith in something intangible can be compounded by incorrect teachings and contradictory explanations of the workings of God in our lives. How does “free will” really work? What does it mean to ask for God’s will? When things happen in life, how do you really know whether that is God’s will? Is there really any point in praying for His will if we can’t influence it? These haunting personal questions became the genesis of PUSH as Matthesius sought answers. Now, he unpacks the powerful biblical truths he learned—the result of deep revelation from discovering God and constantly seeking to know him with all his heart. PUSH is about helping you discover God’s dream for your life so you become the blessing you were meant to be. It is about helping you truly embrace the power of prayer and understand what that means instead of simply treating it as a platitude you offer when someone is struggling. This book will instill confidence and promote vision. PUSH will stir you to take action, to remain vigilant, and Pray Until Something Happens.

A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Old Age

Life is full of frustrations that have nothing to do with other people but are strictly
issues between me and reality. I can't string an extension cord or a garden hose
for any appreciable distance around my yard without it hanging up on something,
 ...

Author: Stanley C. Baldwin

Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com

ISBN: 9781458729712

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 132

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''It started almost 15 years ago ... the assault on our prime-of-life status from every quarter of society.... Waitresses have stopped asking if we qualify for the senior discount; they simply give it to us. When I'm in public, young women step aside for me to enter doors ahead of them.'' Whether you are 50 or 70, you have probably shared some of Stanley Baldwin's experiences. Here is an opportunity to relive them with laughter. But, more important, in these pages you'll find an opportunity to reflect on how these life changes relate to your Christian life. This is a book for those who reject the grumpiness of aging and embrace the grace of life with Christ.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House

“You know—a funny thing—I really couldn't believe it when somebody said when
Mr. Kennedy was here he referred to this place as Johnson City—You know,
that's the only time he's mentioned his running mate's name sincehe has been ...

Author: Charles Osgood

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781401395384

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Charles Osgood, one of America's favorite news personalities, offers a hilarious compendium of anecdotes from the last seventy years of presidential campaigns. With anecdotes from Harry Truman to JFK to George W. Bush, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House captures the wit and humor of the campaign trail. Culled from speeches, interviews, press conferences, as well as articles written by and about the candidates--no source is left untapped. From Bob Dole telling reporters after a loss in the primary that "I slept like a baby--every two hours I woke up and cried," and Barry Goldwater's comment that his talkative opponent Hubert Humphreys "has been clocked at 275 words a minute with gusts up to 340," to Adlai Stevenson declaring that "If I talk over the people's head, Ike must be talking under their feet," this is the go-to source for campaign humor. Just when America most needs a good laugh, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House makes the seemingly endless race to the presidency a lot more fun.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven

F YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF in Hollywood looking for something to do that
does not have the unholy stench of “tourist” all over it, here is something you can
do that will not cost you a dime. Find Sunset Boulevard and turn up Laurel
Canyon, ...

Author: Corey Taylor

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448146703

Category: Music

Page: 256

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Corey Taylor has seen a lot of unbelievable things. The Grammy Award-winning singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour's curiosity has drawn him into situations that would’ve sent most people screaming scared and running for the hills. Corey’s ballsy enough to go into the darkness and deal with the consequences though. As a result, he’s seen ghosts up close and personal, whether it be while combing through an abandoned house in his native Iowa as a child or recording an album in the fabled Houdini Hollywood Hills mansion. He’s also got the memories (and scars) to prove it. For some reason, he can’t seem to shake these spectral stories, and that brings us to this little tome right here... At the same time, being an erudite, tattooed, modern Renaissance Man, he never bought into the whole God thing. Simply put, he’s seen ghosts, but he hasn’t seen Jesus. Corey especially can’t find a reason why people do the insane things they do in HIS name. That’s where everything really gets interesting. His second book, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven, compiles Corey’s most intimate, incredible, and insane moments with the supernatural. His memories are as vivid as they are vicious. As he recounts these stories, he questions the validity of religious belief systems and two-thousand-year-old dogma. As always his rapid-fire writing, razor sharp sense of humour, unbridled honesty, and cosy anecdotes make quite the case for his point. You might end up believing him or not. That’s up to you, of course. Either way, you’re in for a hell of ride.

A Funny Thing Happened

'I think it's the best thing that could have happened to you, darling, and I'm sure it'
ll be wonderful,' his grandmother said, hugging him, and he hugged her back,
absurdly pleased by her approval. 'I like the barns, too,' she added, and winked ...

Author: Caroline Anderson

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 9781459253148

Category: Fiction

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It should have been so simple All architect Sam Bradley intended was a visit to his grandparents, but he hadn't allowed for the weather! A blizzard brought him to a standstill by a run-down farm, and he'd just met Jemima and her dogs when the power failed! That led to some funny—and not so funny—mishaps! Sam might not be a countryman, but he was totally gorgeous, and his strength around the farm was a godsend. But before Jemima would allow herself to fall in love with Sam, she did begin to wonder when he would remember her….

A Funny Thing Happened

One day when I put the jug in place, something went wrong. Milk began pouring
out the hole where the handle was supposed to be. Like the Dutch boy who saw
the hole in the dyke, I stuck my finger in it and yelled for help. I didn't cry over ...

Author: B. E. White, Jr.

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781312429659

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm

Something in me wants to keep him small or better yet, return him to yesteryear—
the giggles, the four white teeth, the magic of kissing hurts away—but he will
become what is in store for him to become. For today, he is our miniature man ...

Author: Sharon Wistisen

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781462811632

Category: Humor

Page: 215

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm, written by Sharon Wistisen and illustrated by Kathy Hamann, is a collection of vignettes about farm family living in Southeastern Idaho. In total, the essays tell the story, sometimes warm and thoughtful, often humorous, of a third-generation farmer-rancher who marries a California city girl. It is filled with dialogue depicting the trials and joys of working side by side with their five children – often being raised by them. It is homespun humor, insider’s wisdom, and reflections of yesteryear.