Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book

So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger

Author: Robert Hamburger

Publisher: Citadel Press

ISBN: 9780806537917

Category: Humor

Page: 160

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Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger

Never Sleep Again the Most Dangerous Facts about Real Ultimate Power

In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book.

Author: Max Boeing

Publisher: Lennex

ISBN: 5458929438


Page: 44

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In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.

Little Michigan

A Nostalgic Look at Michigan's Smallest Towns Kathryn Houghton. The author Trey Hamburger lives in Leonard. His work includes the humor novel Ghosts/Aliens and REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book. LeRoy's native son Forest Ray ...

Author: Kathryn Houghton

Publisher: Adventure Publications

ISBN: 9781591937692

Category: History


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Michigan’s small towns have great stories. Little Michigan presents 100 towns with populations under 600. From the state’s long mining history to its Civil War heritage, each community is charming and unique. With full-color photographs, fun facts, and fascinating details about every locale, it’s almost as if you’re walking down Main Street, waving hello to folks who know all of their neighbors. Plus, these small towns have their share of surprises. Do you know which crime scene inspired the famous film Anatomy of a Murder or where you will find the infamous “Naughty Cow” statue—and how it got its nickname? The locations featured in this book range from quaint to historic, and they wonderfully represent the Great Lakes State. Little Michigan, written by lifelong resident Kathryn Houghton, is for anyone who grew up in a small town and for everyone who takes pride in being called a Michigander. They may be small towns, but they have huge character!

Plug Your Book

Other recent bestsellers include Real Ultimate Power: The OfficialNinja Book, by Robert Hamburger (a pseudonym), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max, and The Modern Drunkard by Frank Kelly Rich. Some of the humor bloggers try ...

Author: Steve Weber

Publisher: Stephen Weber

ISBN: 9780977240616

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 204

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Ghosts Aliens

This is their story. Ghost/Aliens is probably the first time ever a regular person has investigated this sort of thing.

Author: Trey Hamburger

Publisher: Crown Archetype

ISBN: 9780307450098

Category: Humor

Page: 272

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Are you freaked out by the mere thought of a bird winking at you? Or do you panic when you hear an unexplained gurgling sound? Well, listen to this. On Saturday, March 8, at 7:12 p.m., Trey Hamburger heard a second hand account of a teleporting Hot Pocket and started wiggin' out bad. So he and his amigo Mike Stevens basically went into combat mode and ended up encountering some of the most seriously messed-up shit ever. And they're STILL FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT. Now, even though these guys aren't SCIENTISTS, it's pretty for sure that they might have extrapolated something HUGE, which will have the intellectual community going nuts for weeks. This is their story. Ghost/Aliens is probably the first time ever a regular person has investigated this sort of thing. So now the people of planet Earth will finally know the truth about all those levitating towels and dead grandpas popping up all over the place.

Gold Digger 130

Sony/Aso F. - - The pirate-ninja Leprechaun assault has brought the Leprechaun . ... Manga Vol.1 on their mission impossible, Brianna and Ayane must launch into Story/Art: Jey Odin space using the Vaultron Team's real, ultimate power!

Author: Fred Perry

Publisher: Antarctic Press


Category: Comics & Graphic Novels


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The Pirate Ninja Leprechauns have broken out of "Super Dungeon", and the prime target of their rampage o' vengeance is Prince Lowtor and his candy-coated kingdom of the Oumpa Loumpas! Luckily, they know just where to find him: attending a match involving World Fighters Federation champion Ayane Anno. But the Leprechaun Vaultron Force is on the scene too, ready to spring a trap that could take out both their worst enemies at once!

Santa vs Satan

The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights Jake Kalish ... —Robert Hamburger, ninja expert and author of Real U/ti/note Power: The Official /I/inju Book (www.realultimatepowernet) "DMFG PIRATES HAVE GUNS!!! NO ONE CAN DDDGE DR DEFLECT ...

Author: Jake Kalish

Publisher: Crown Archetype

ISBN: 9780307449665

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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“Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our ­need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club. From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the combatants, and making bold predictions. Warriors are profiled and winners are declared in this seminal list of throwdowns that never were but should have been. Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones Adam vs. Charles Darwin The Virgin vs. The Whore Drunk vs. Stoner Conspiracy Theorists vs. Conspirators Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee The Stork vs. The Grim Reaper Metrosexual vs. Eunuch Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana Small Man with Breasts vs. Large Balding Woman Artist vs. Critic The Constipated vs. The Incontinent Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi Married Gay Couple vs. Divorced Straight Couple

The Ultimate Guide to Yin Yang

BY THE SAME AUTHOR Arms, Armour & the Tactics of Warfare (Book of Samurai series, Book 2) Book of Ninja: The First ... The Authentic Ninja Training Manual Old Japan: Secrets From the Shores of the Samurai Samurai and Ninja: The Real ...

Author: Antony Cummins

Publisher: Watkins Media Limited

ISBN: 9781786785510

Category: Philosophy

Page: 360

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The first book to fully explore and explain the concept of yin yang, breaking it down in easy-to-follow terms for all those interested in Daoism, alternative medicine, martial arts and other Eastern fields of study. Illustrated with striking red/black graphics that make the concepts more accessible. The concept of yin yang can be found in some of the oldest writing in the world. It is fundamental to Chinese thought and the route to understanding most Chinese practices, from Traditional Chinese Medicine to Daoism and feng shui. It also offers us ways of enhancing our own lives, establishing greater balance not only in our own environment but also in the wider world if we can work with other people to follow nature's flow. The central question of the book is "What is yin yang?" Step by step, with plenty of helpful illustrations and graphics, it explores the history and changing uses of yin yang - not forgetting the pronunciation and spelling (why yinyang is actually better than yin yang). The book also makes suggestions for working with yin yang, from observing the landscape to get a sense of the ebb and flow of energy through the world, to studying the patterns of nature in order to take what you need but not too much, to approaching sex as a cosmic ritual. After reading this book, readers will understand how to position themselves so that yin yang fills their lives with abundance - how to be in the right place at the right time.

Comedy Websites

Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online.

Author: Source Wikipedia


ISBN: 1230640339


Page: 92

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Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Pages: 91. Chapters: Homestar Runner, Darwin Awards, Newgrounds, Uncyclopedia, Fark, I-Mockery, Encyclopedia Dramatica, YTMND, Old Man Murray, B3ta, Cracked, Something Awful, Doogtoons, British Comedy Guide, ScienTOMogy, Ninja Burger,, Joe Cartoon,, CollegeHumor,, EBaum's World, Metacafe,, Bang Cartoon, JibJab, Urban Dictionary, Dysfunctional Family Circus,,, The Daily Mash, The Daily WTF, Eric Conveys an Emotion, HumorFeed, TVGoHome,, Movies in Fifteen Minutes, Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator, The Oatmeal, Bert is Evil, JellyTelly,, The Best Page in the Universe, Q&A website, SpinnWebe, Alien Loves Predator, Office Pirates, Save Toby, Edward the Less, Real Ultimate Power, Save Bernd, La Frikipedia, Seanbaby, Mr. Cranky, NewsBiscuit, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, Barely Political, Segfault, Moron Life, Ninja Spirit, Planetboredom, Overheard in New York, Albino Blacksheep, Crying Macho Man, Mirsky's Worst of the Web, Overheard in Pittsburgh, The Onion Bag,, Comedy 23/6, Timmy Big Hands, People of Walmart, Super Deluxe, Portadown News, Davezilla, University of Psychogenic Fugue, BBspot,, Googlefight, SatireWire, Cats That Look Like Hitler, Modern Humorist, The Useless Pages, Stupidedia, Sheep Films, Brainjam, Broken Newz, Lark News, The Daily Week. Excerpt: Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal. Tom Fulp remains the site's owner and still regularly produces in-house content. Newgrounds is the oldest Flash portal website, and is distinguished by its automated submission and rating system, as it is...