Now That s Funny

Now that's funny! What do cows read at breakfast? The mooospaper. Now that's funny too! What do you call a bunch of little dogs with cameras? Pup-arazzi! Now that is REALLY funny! Congratulations! You have in your hands the silliest, ...

Author: Sandy Silverthorne

Publisher: Revell

ISBN: 9781493430567

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 160

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I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O. Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages!

Now That s Funny

Humorous Illustrations to Soup Up Your Talks, Sermons, or Speeches Jack Lord. Now That's Funny Humorous Illustrations to Soup Up Your Talks, Sermons, or Speeches NOW THAT'S FUNNY! NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Humorous Illustrations to Soup.

Author: Jack Lord

Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers

ISBN: 9781532639340

Category: Religion

Page: 158

View: 969


Do you desire something to perk up the attention of the listeners? Do they look and act completely bored? Or have gone to sleep? Wake them up with some humor!!!!

Now That S Funny

Now that's funny. So too bad but it would soon be in print and thinking back I seldom got that much out of previous presidential addresses. As the saying goes: “It's the honor that counts, maybe.” That was it.

Author: Charles O. Jones

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9781532058691

Category: Travel

Page: 614

View: 759


This book is the story of Chuck Jones as a young man growing up in a small South Dakota town, his education, military service, graduate work, marriage, and life as a professor. The Jones family moved frequently, taking advantage of job opportunities and research fellowships. Their longest tenures were at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Madison, Wisonsin. The author provides descriptions of family life, to include their several homes. The book displays the vitality of academic life and family growth. It also identifies the importance of pets to a loving atmosphere. One chapter tells the life of the Jones family from the perspective of their pets. The book is mostly about us and how we lived and prospered through the decades.

Now THAT S Funny The Comedy Sketches of Scott Cherney

On the subject of the great party pooper known as political correctness, I'd just like to say that, in theory, the elimination of negative stereotypes in this world is ... Any snide cretin can answer Now THAT'S Funny! with “Oh, really?

Author: Scott Cherney


ISBN: 9781411646964


Page: 180

View: 220


King Kong's back in New York...The Lone Ranger rides again...but first, a word from our sponsor...CHOCK FULL O' PRUNES(Now that's what I call FAST food...)All this and more from the mind of Scott Cherney, this hilarious collection of non-royalty comedy sketches, gags and blackouts are perfect for any comedy revue, vaudeville or variety show. Now THAT'S Funny! also provides a running commentary by the author with a brief history of the creation of each sketch.

Honor Edgeworth

Henry Rayne raised his head , rubbed his eyes , and tried to stretch his limbs , now numb with the damp chillness of the night . ... “ Well now , that's funny , ” says he . come to know anything since last night ?

Author: Henny Bernstein


ISBN: UOM:39015063915212


Page: 337

View: 298



I came out wet and drenched. “Now, thats funny!” Mrs. Routh yelled. “The way she is so serious.” “I know!” Mr. Moore laughed too. “The way we just dunked her into the lake! That made my morning.” Mrs. Routh was laughing really hard now.

Author: Barbara Stathi

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9781440176999

Category: Fiction

Page: 314

View: 888


It was the year 2012, and anything could happen. For Sughar Smith, school was just ending and college was right at her front door. She thought she could let go of the past and get ready for the future but there was only one problem: the world. Frightened and confused she travels in order to find answers. The approach of the year 2012 causes Sughar to fight for human existence and living creatures. While carrying the fate of the earth in her hands, Sughar soon realizes the end is forthcoming quicker than she thought.Sughar struggles to find clues, contact the departed, and come up with a solution. Now she's in a fight with time but will it be too late?

Andy s Ward

Well now that's funny ! ” tell me “ Funny ! ” the dwarf exclaimed . “ There can be nothing funny about it ! Didn't you you had a son ? ” “ Just what I said . ” “ Then look at him , for he stands in front of you - come forward ...

Author: James Otis


ISBN: OSU:32435058030610

Category: Circus

Page: 352

View: 968


News from the Cubicle

Obviously, she was upset that I had kept this a secret, but she loved the idea of being richer than her parents. “Do you realize what we can do with that much money? Actually, yes. That's the problem ... Now thats funny. You love me?

Author: Nathan Dawn

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781479735303

Category: Fiction

Page: 133

View: 726


I am the Man - personified. A Maniac Manipulator locked in an empty shell with all the power in the world and not a clue on how to use it. For the moment, I had the Private Banking Society fooled, but my guts churned every time we touched and I didnt know if I could resist from telling these vampires to stop sucking on each other. Any second now, sharp insults and dull curses might just burst from my lips like so many sticks and stones breaking their bones as the truth rightfully should. At last, this was going to be my time to shine. To explode like a nuclear bomb and melt the lobby with radioactive words. After all these years spent serving their drinks, massaging their skin, dealing and blocking their cards - after all this wasted time, at last revenge was mine.

McClure s Magazine

Now that's funny . " " What's funny ? " asked Fambrough . 46 Why , that chap . He'll never know you saved him , an ' if he know'd it he wouldn't thank you . I'd ' a ' put a hole right through his gizzard . Now he's behind the poplar .



ISBN: UCBK:C051118224


Page: 582

View: 683


The Demon

pool, their voices blending in with the noises to form almost a single sound, with different parts, that absorbed ... Thats funny. Funny too how you can know theres a whole lot of people around you, yet you can feel distinct from them.

Author: Hubert Selby Jr.

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9780141966199

Category: Fiction

Page: 287

View: 312


Harry White is the man other men want to be: admired by his peers, talented, rich, and desired by countless women. His steady rise to a position of unprecedented influence in a New York investment firm seems inevitable to those who know him, and on the way he acquires a beautiful wife and children. But with every achievement the desire to destroy what is his grows stronger. A demon within drives him to sexual excess, petty crime and eventually murder. The Demon explores the dark side of a man's ambitions with unflinching determination. Harry White's story is a gripping twentieth-century tragedy.