My Squirrel Days

But she’s real and she’s all ours!” —Tina Fey “Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”—Mindy Kaling Meet Ellie, the best-intentioned redhead next door.

Author: Ellie Kemper

Publisher: Scribner

ISBN: 1501163345

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Comedian and star of The Office and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Ellie Kemper delivers a hilarious, refreshing, and inspiring collection of essays “teeming with energy and full of laugh-out-loud moments” (Associated Press). “A pleasure. Ellie Kemper is the kind of stable, intelligent, funny, healthy woman that usually only exists in yogurt commercials. But she’s real and she’s all ours!” —Tina Fey “Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”—Mindy Kaling Meet Ellie, the best-intentioned redhead next door. You’ll laugh right alongside her as she shares tales of her childhood in St. Louis, whether directing and also starring in her family holiday pageant, washing her dad’s car with a Brillo pad, failing to become friends with a plump squirrel in her backyard, eating her feelings while watching PG-13 movies, or becoming a “sports monster” who ends up warming the bench of her Division 1 field hockey team in college. You’ll learn how she found her comedic calling in the world of improv, became a wife, mother and New Yorker, and landed the role of a bridesmaid (while simultaneously being a bridesmaid) in Bridesmaids. You’ll get to know and love the comic, upbeat, perpetually polite actress playing Erin Hannon on The Office, and the exuberant, pink-pants-wearing star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. If you’ve ever been curious about what happens behind the scenes of your favorite shows, what it really takes to be a soul cycle “warrior,” how to recover if you accidentally fall on Doris Kearns Goodwin or tell Tina Fey on meeting her for the first time that she has “great hair—really strong and thick,” this is your chance to find out. But it’s also a laugh-out-loud primer on how to keep a positive outlook in a world gone mad and how not to give up on your dreams. Ellie “dives fully into each role—as actor, comedian, writer, and also wife and new mom—with an electric dedication, by which one learns to reframe the picture, and if not exactly become a glass-half-full sort of person, at least become able to appreciate them” (Vogue.com).

My Squirrel Days

But she’s real and she’s all ours!” —Tina Fey “Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”—Mindy Kaling Meet Ellie, the best-intentioned redhead next door.

Author: Ellie Kemper

Publisher: Scribner

ISBN: 9781501163357

Category: Humor

Page: 256

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Comedian and star of The Office and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Ellie Kemper delivers a hilarious, refreshing, and inspiring collection of essays “teeming with energy and full of laugh-out-loud moments” (Associated Press). “A pleasure. Ellie Kemper is the kind of stable, intelligent, funny, healthy woman that usually only exists in yogurt commercials. But she’s real and she’s all ours!” —Tina Fey “Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”—Mindy Kaling Meet Ellie, the best-intentioned redhead next door. You’ll laugh right alongside her as she shares tales of her childhood in St. Louis, whether directing and also starring in her family holiday pageant, washing her dad’s car with a Brillo pad, failing to become friends with a plump squirrel in her backyard, eating her feelings while watching PG-13 movies, or becoming a “sports monster” who ends up warming the bench of her Division 1 field hockey team in college. You’ll learn how she found her comedic calling in the world of improv, became a wife, mother and New Yorker, and landed the role of a bridesmaid (while simultaneously being a bridesmaid) in Bridesmaids. You’ll get to know and love the comic, upbeat, perpetually polite actress playing Erin Hannon on The Office, and the exuberant, pink-pants-wearing star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. If you’ve ever been curious about what happens behind the scenes of your favorite shows, what it really takes to be a soul cycle “warrior,” how to recover if you accidentally fall on Doris Kearns Goodwin or tell Tina Fey on meeting her for the first time that she has “great hair—really strong and thick,” this is your chance to find out. But it’s also a laugh-out-loud primer on how to keep a positive outlook in a world gone mad and how not to give up on your dreams. Ellie “dives fully into each role—as actor, comedian, writer, and also wife and new mom—with an electric dedication, by which one learns to reframe the picture, and if not exactly become a glass-half-full sort of person, at least become able to appreciate them” (Vogue.com).

The Every day Book

My present squirrel one day Mr. Urban's correspondent continues assaulted and bit me without any proro thus , no squirrel will lay down what he cation . To break him of this trick , I puractually has in his paws , to receive even sued ...

Author: William Hone

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433000983399

Category: Almanacs, English

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The Naturalist

... the Squirrel was too nimble for him , and most fortunately so , for one stroke of the Raven's powerful beak would have cut short the life of his foe , and at the commencement of the fray I certainly thought my poor Squirrel's days ...

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ISBN: UCAL:B2967606

Category: Natural history

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The Every day Book and Table Book

My present squirrel one day Mr. Urban's correspondent continues assaulted and bit me without any provothus , “ no squirrel will lay down what he cation . To break him of this trick , I puractually has in his paws , to receive even sued ...

Author: William Hone

Publisher:

ISBN: NYPL:33433040281556

Category: Days

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100 Days and 99 Nights

This is my third time through the T's. I started with Tina my tiger, which I got from Mommy's little brother, Tom, ... I tucked Tililah back into my bedzoo between Sylvester my squirrel and Tina my tiger, jumped off the bed, ...

Author: Alan Madison

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780316033558

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 144

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Dad says because of the army he stood shoulder to shoulder with polar bears and watched the sun rise over the frozen fields of Alaska, which sounds really exciting. And because of the Army he slept in sludge, shoulder to shoulder with snakes and watched the sun set over the swamps of Alabama -- which does not. In a timely, but not politically charged way, author Alan Madison looks at the way a family copes with having a parent away on a 100 day, 99 night military tour of duty through the eyes of the very loveable Esmerelda (Esme) Swishback McCarthur. Esme wants to be good while her dad is away. In fact, she feels like it's her duty to be good. But being good can be hard, especially if you have a little brother like Ike. By following Esme's story, as she awaits her father's return, readers will see how heroism can translate to every member of a family. Aside from the military families that this book serves, readers who wonder what it would be like if their mother, father, brother, or sister was sent away will relate to Esme's quiet strength and candor and will understand her worry about what could happen. This story has the potential to speak to readers on a personal level and to turn a concept that seems so hard to grasp--war--into one that feels much more personal.

Memories of By gone Days

With a sigh , I pulled out my appointment book and looked over the day's page . The forenoon was all booked , but I could ... J. F. and I filled our pockets with shells , shouldered the guns and struck out for the squirrel timber .

Author: W. H. Steele

Publisher:

ISBN: PRNC:32101067375434

Category: Fishing

Page: 191

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Primary Education

A lady had lifted Pink's cage up as high as As we watched this squirrel day after day , we wondered if she could reach ... Then Now , my children , when you go to Squirrel Island in the with the most peculiar little motion he peeled off ...

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ISBN: HARVARD:32044102879053

Category: Education

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Forest and Stream

That day was a red - letter event in my squirrel - hunting experience , for between sunrise and an al fresco breakfast I had killed eleven , while four more found their way into my game pocket ere I wended my way by devious woodland ...

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ISBN: OSU:32435062356753

Category: Fishing

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