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The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts ...

Author: Dorothy Bigguns

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ISBN: 1974257096

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The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts journals for adults. Use the title, subtitle and cover art to inspire you to write your next fiction or nonfiction work. However, don't let that be the end, because you can then publish all your writings! So, have a few good laughs, bust writer's block and get noticed as an author today in this blank writing prompts journal for adults. The blank journal with writing prompts for adults features include: Shocking yet inspiring titles to get you writing in no time Simple cover art inviting you to fill in the blanks Every page printed with the risque writing prompt book title Tons of blank space prompting you to write on and on Measures 6 inches by 9 inches Glossy cover design College lined paper Over 100 pages Get Your Copy TODAY!

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“Hate fucking texting. Auto correct slays the words, man.” I roll my eyes, taking a deep drag. “Shannon's making me a fucking insane-asylum candidate.

Author: Marata Eros

Publisher: Tamara Rose Blodgett

ISBN: 9781370413959

Category: Fiction

Page: 569

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Sons of Anarchy meets Beautiful Disaster, in a provocative and heart-wrenching 3, full-length novel compilation about young women with a tragic secrets, dangerous futures, and the broken men who will save them all. From the New York Times bestselling author of A Terrible Love, comes an ★★★Amazon #1 Heist & Organized Crime Thriller Bestselling series.★★★

I Am That Lesson to be Learned

Tins got hers fromme due to and auto correct error in a text messageI hadsent her which then parlayed in to me receiving mine F.A.C. or fucking auto correct ...

Author: Keith M. Polliard

Publisher: America Star Books

ISBN: 9781680905229

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 222

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In 1990, a young man fell head over heels for a beautiful young Brigid. Their youth was filled with a whirlwind romance that came to an end. That is until fate intervened and continued to have their paths cross many times until the right time revealed itself. The road is filled with twists, turns, chance and most of all, love. Journey with them as they try to find themselves. This is the first book of the Balliett Effect series. Keith Michael Polliard is a simple blue collar worker from Pittsburgh, Pa. born and raised. He has always had a passion for writing poetry as well as a passion for the origin of words and phrases. He lived this story and put it to paper to allow this beautiful legacy to live on for future generations.

Damn You Autocorrect

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Author: Jillian Madison

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448132904

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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Damn You, Autocorrect! brings together some of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong: girlfriends getting together for 'manila penis,'(mani pedis); a husband texting his wife that he 'laid' the babysitter (paid); a friend asking if someone got tickets to the 'Lady Vagina' (Lady Gaga) concert, and the most popular image on the website so far: a father texting his daughter that he and his mother were going to divorce, when they were in fact just going to Disney. Oops. The phenomenally successful Damnyouautocorrect.com began when author Jillian Madison innocently tried to invite some friends over for gelato. Autocorrect, however, had another idea, and asked them over for a night of 'fellatio' instead. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Damn You, Autocorrect! includes 200 never before seen submissions to the website, as well as an introduction from the author and website creator, Jillian Madison.

Creating Clark

Fucking auto-correct. “Labor! Stupid me. Got confused with the auto-correct. A little stressful—my friend is in labor.” He laughed with relief.

Author: Jason T. Gaffney

Publisher: Suzanne Brockmann Books

ISBN: 9780986328411

Category: Fiction

Page: 150

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Suzanne Brockmann Presents a new series of category romance novellas set in Southern California, written by Jason T. Gaffney with Ed Gaffney. Short, spicy, and funny, the California Comedy series puts the comedy in rom-com. Beantown West owner Clark Benson has completely made-over the sweet little coffee shop he’d inherited from his grandfather, turning it into a thriving local SoCal business. But his social life remains a hot mess. When he can’t even get up the nerve to talk to an attractive man who’s caught his eye, he turns to a longtime friend for help. Actor Hunter Westbrook’s handsome face, hot body, and smooth charm have brought him a bounty of quick hookups throughout his short life. But lately the heat of the moment turns rapidly into a morning of regrets, and he’s just embarked on a Year of No to figure out exactly who or what it is that he wants. When his nerdy friend Clark asks him to be his personal fairy godmother, Hunter reluctantly takes on the challenge. He gives Clark a full Cinderella makeover—from manscaping to new wardrobe to laughter-filled lessons on how to flirt with hot guys. But when those lessons in love go too far, neither Hunter nor Clark is willing to admit that their perfect Prince Charming has been right there, all along... (About 33,000 words or 125 pages)

A Beautiful Wedding

Fucking” goddamn auto correct. Pic? No! It's bad luck! Ur lucky 13. You have good luck. actress? 9781501 103070text.indd 54 (e) 5/8/20 2:14 PM 54 -> JAMIE ...

Author: Jamie McGuire

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781501103070

Category: Fiction

Page: 176

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"You know that Abby Abernathy unexpectedly became Mrs. Maddox. But what do you really know? Why did Abby pop the question? What secrets were shared before the ceremony? Where did they spend their wedding night? Who else knew about it . . . and didn't tell? Everything about Abby and Travis's elopement was top-secret . . . until now. Fans of "Beautiful Disaster" and "Walking Disaster" will get all of their questions answered in this whirlwind tale of the wedding day (and night)..."--Provided by publisher.

Damn You Autocorrect 2

... getting a fucking lap dance irl can't even believe you. I ' ._had dinner ready. Asshole. I I typed lap desk! Jeez chill out. Q i“ DAMN YOUAUTOCORRECT.

Author: Lyndsey Saul

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9780753549919

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.

Fucking Good Manners

It's perfectly understandable, and human, and one or two whiffs can be ignored, but it's pretty grim if every fucking sentence stinks. Autocorrect is often ...

Author: Simon Griffin

Publisher: Icon Books

ISBN: 9781785785573

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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This is not a book about how to be posh. We have some slightly bigger issues to deal with these days. We’ve all got a million things to do and are constantly connected to millions of other people all doing a million other things, so the faster we get things done the better, right? Wrong. Among all the busyness and confusion it seems we’ve forgotten a few of the basics in life, like the ability to treat one another with respect, dignity and some fucking good manners. Enter Simon Griffin, author of Fucking Apostrophes. From the entry-level stuff like saying please, thank you and sorry; manspreading on public transport and double-lane queuing at airports, to those that require just a little bit more thought, such as correct urinal protocol in public toilets, making tea rounds in the office and online public displays of affection, Simon imparts rules and advice to living life in a way that makes it just a bit better for everyone. With some liberal use of rude words thrown in to emphasise the point. With chapters on driving, social media, the environment, getting on with your neighbours, and the best manners for a trip to the cinema, this is the perfect gift for a manners enthusiast, or those in need of a gentle (but sweary) nudge in the right direction.

The Runaway Millions

Fuck, how well Kyle knew that. ... And their English looked like it had taken advantage of auto-correct in a way Bryce wouldn't bother with.

Author: Parker Avrile

Publisher: Paris April Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 318

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Fucking Apostrophes

Most people generally agree that fucking apostrophes come from the Greek ... as most writing programs will autocorrect it to a single opening speech mark.

Author: Simon Griffin

Publisher: Icon Books

ISBN: 9781785781421

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 96

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‘At last, a book that tells you exactly where to stick your apostrophe ... funny and useful, the perfect stocking filler.’ David Marsh, Guardian Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers – wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect – this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennifer’s photos’ or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as ‘He’d like you to buy him some cocaine’, or ‘They’ve got it all on camera.’ Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.

Malignant Pessimism

It boils my blood so much that I genuinely believe I willbecome fucking genocidal ... and Defiantly Simply down to the autocorrect feature of your phone, ...

Author: David Siôn

Publisher: Booktango

ISBN: 9781468953459

Category: Humor

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A light-hearted, but hard-edged view about the many issues that we in the so-called "first world" face today; extremism in religion and gender; social media and cyber-bullying; and just about anything else the author can complain about.

Taste of the Immortals

“That is none of your fucking business. ... keeping it brief and he was grateful that auto correct aided him otherwise his words would Page | 62.

Author: Naomi Jayne

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780244862978

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In a small town called Ravencliff, where the supernatural live unknowingly amongst the humans, Michael's coven left 14-year-old Sadie and her family to die in a fire after their attack. Fortunate for Sadie, Caleb and his pack of werewolves hunting the rogue vampires rescue her from her burning homestead and adopt her into their pack. For 10 years, Sadie has trained with werewolves to take on Michael's coven for their acts against the Vampire King's degree. Ravencliff once again starts seeing the same mysterious murders a decade later; attracting even the Royal Vampire Prince Malik to deal with the rebellious coven's actions. Destiny brings the prince and the gifted human together; and their dangerous love affair beings. However, Ralph, one of Michael's members, has plans for Sadie now that he's back in town, and not even the prince will be able to keep her safe from what is in store.

Sin City High

Why did I get in this fucking car? ... He switched back to the correct side of the road for a minute for some unknown reason and within a minute a car ...

Author: Phil Cummings

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780557353040

Category:

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Vegas Hot

Vegas is a night town, and there's a lot of cars going up and down. A lot of lights. ... Dakota doesn't know how to turn off auto-correct, which gives.

Author: Harley Slate

Publisher: Indie Ink

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 330

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Two full-length steamy lesbian romance novels set in Vegas, the hottest city of them all. Come take a gamble on love with these passionate FF pairings. Show Me How. Eighteen-year-old Emily blows into Vegas with a plan to nab a billionaire. Experienced Jessica is a cynical club owner who has seen it all and done most of it. She knows exactly what Emily's after, and it's all part of the game. Why not take a gamble on a quickie? You have nothing to lose but your heart. Winner. Forced to put her FBI training on hold, Lana Jones finds herself running down slot machine scammers for the least glittering casino in Vegas. Mel Lysander is a cut above the usual crop of shady characters that pop up in Lana's third-rate clip joint. Trouble is, the seductive redhead doesn't seem to comprehend the first law of Vegas. The house always wins. This Harley Slate duet includes both of her full-length romance novels, Show Me How, and Winner. Enjoy all 81,000 words of steamy lesbian romance hot enough to melt your device. Keywords & search terms: Lesbian romance, FF romance, ff romance, lesrom, lesbian romance novels, lesbian fiction, casino romance, Vegas romance, Vegas lesbians, Vegas after dark, Vegas billionaire romance, Vegas romantic suspense, Harley Slate, Winner novel, Show Me How novel. Similar authors: Harper Bliss, Clare Lydon, Nicole Pyland, Anna Stone, KC Luck.

American Muscle Cars

'I'm tired of your fucking car. I'm going to approve it this afternoon, ... Iacocca had been correct, the Deuce was wrong, and Frey's ass was safe.

Author: Darwin Holmstrom

Publisher: Motorbooks International

ISBN: 9780760350133

Category: Transportation

Page: 224

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Holmstrom tells these complete story of the classic muscle-car era, from the introduction of Pontiac's GTO in 1964. From the performance cars that preceded the muscle cars to the last Super Duty 455 Firebird rolled off Pontiac's assembly line in 1974, they're all here. And the Mustang, Camaro, and Challenger muscle cars are being manufactured today are part of the rebirth of the American muscle supercar history.

A Shock

... so eloquently in fact, last time, so ... why not correct that injustice? ... they're pointing them – and they're in fucking auto mode I'm fucking sure ...

Author: Keith Ridgway

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9781529064827

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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'A Shock inhabits the secret life of a city, its hidden energies. It dramatizes how patterns form and then disperse, how stories are made and relationships created . . . remarkable' - Colm Tóibín, author of Brooklyn 'Political, pertinent, spunky and funny, A Shock is a grand sweep of modern storytelling' - June Caldwell, author of Room Little Darker In A Shock, a clutch of more or less loosely connected characters appear, disappear and reappear. They are all of them on the fringes of London life, often clinging on – to sanity or solvency or a story – by their fingertips. Keith Ridgway, author of the acclaimed Hawthorn & Child, writes about people whose understanding of their own situation is only ever partial and fuzzy, who are consumed by emotions and anxieties and narratives, or the lack thereof, that they cannot master. He focuses on peripheral figures who mean well and to whom things happen, and happen confusingly, and his fictional strategies reflect this focus. In a deftly conjured high-wire act, Ridgway achieves the fine balance between the imperatives of drama and fidelity to his characters. The result is pin-sharp and often breathtaking. 'A Shock is a perfect, living circle of beauty and mystery, clearsighted and compassionate, and, at times, wonderfully funny’ - David Hayden, author of Darker With the Lights On

High Jane

Not everyone who smokes can spell either. I mean shit, if not for auto correct....you get the point. Jane thinks it would be hilarious if there were a vlog ...

Author: Jennifer Lynn

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781665523660

Category: Fiction

Page: 124

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Come on a journey with Jane as she explores the world of medicinal marijuana and what that means for an ever changing life and society. Never has there been a woman so brutally honest yet so sweet and loving. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Go with her on this journey of self exploration and realizations. Truths will be uncovered and the difficult questions may get asked. Maybe she is just like you. Maybe she is nothing like you. Regardless , she is you because she is 100% human. Whether you know a Jane, are a Jane, or just think it would be a cute little read, grab your favorite beverage and dig in!

Grateful

For making me realize some people will hate this fucking book, no matter how hard I work, special thanks to the ... It must have been auto-correct.

Author: Marnie Olson

Publisher: RedHeadedAngel Press

ISBN: 9780997812206

Category: Fiction

Page: 365

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Grace Elliott is a grief-stricken woman confronted with ongoing tragedy and loss, whose fantasies of being liberated from her agonizing existence are paralleled by the gruesome tale of the lovelorn Kent Clark. Kent regards himself a hopeless romantic, ceaselessly pursuing his perfect mate. As Kent’s deluded quest for love turns up nothing but bodies, homicide detective Erin Taylor relentlessly pursues the madman, determined to end the massacre. The psychological dance between criminal and crime-fighter, and victim and killer, increases in tempo until Grace is faced with a final, heart-pounding dilemma. Is her wretched life worth fighting for?

Of Jenny and the Aliens

Auto-correct has changed shug to slug, He doesn't respond either. They're deliberately ignoring ... “She's my fucking girl!" CAPITULO ONCE I park my truck ...

Author: Ryan Gebhart

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 9780763696672

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 368

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When boy meets girl meets alien, the angst of first love gets an extraterrestrial intervention in a tale both outrageously funny and full of heart. Ten years after Earth sent messages out into deep space, there has been an answer. Music from distant planet Pud 5 has reached the world’s radios. Are aliens about to invade? No one knows, and almost-eighteen-year-old Derek doesn’t really care, because at a wild end-of-the-world party, Jennifer Novak invited him to play beer pong, and things, well, progressed from there. Derek is in love. Deeply, hopelessly in love. He wants it all — marriage, kids, growing old on a beach in Costa Rica. For him, Jenny is the One. But Jenny has other plans, which may or may not include Derek. So Derek will try anything to win her — even soliciting advice from an alien who shows up in his hometown. This alien may just be the answer to Derek’s problem, but is Derek prepared to risk starting an intergalactic war to get his girl? Just how far is he willing to travel to discover the mysteries of the universe — and the enigma of love?

Kar Guys

They have been getting away with not paying wages, salary and the correct and ... and push them to make you put in more hours at their fucking car lots.

Author: Mehdi Roufougar

Publisher:

ISBN: 9781452571713

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 122

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