Fucking Auto Correct

The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts ...

Author: Dorothy Bigguns

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ISBN: 1974257096

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The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts journals for adults. Use the title, subtitle and cover art to inspire you to write your next fiction or nonfiction work. However, don't let that be the end, because you can then publish all your writings! So, have a few good laughs, bust writer's block and get noticed as an author today in this blank writing prompts journal for adults. The blank journal with writing prompts for adults features include: Shocking yet inspiring titles to get you writing in no time Simple cover art inviting you to fill in the blanks Every page printed with the risque writing prompt book title Tons of blank space prompting you to write on and on Measures 6 inches by 9 inches Glossy cover design College lined paper Over 100 pages Get Your Copy TODAY!

Road Kill MC Boxed Set Books 4 6

I'm a fucking fanny fat finger when it comes to texting. Me: What do ya mean?
Noose: Fuck man, Rose got a call from your girl, Shannon—to come pick her up
from Viper's place. I wasn't here, ... Auto correct slays the words, man.” I roll my
eyes ...

Author: Marata Eros

Publisher: Tamara Rose Blodgett

ISBN: 9781370413959

Category: Fiction

Page: 569

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Sons of Anarchy meets Beautiful Disaster, in a provocative and heart-wrenching 3, full-length novel compilation about young women with a tragic secrets, dangerous futures, and the broken men who will save them all. From the New York Times bestselling author of A Terrible Love, comes an ★★★Amazon #1 Heist & Organized Crime Thriller Bestselling series.★★★

I Am That Lesson to be Learned

... a relationship withan abundance of turmoil and he currently does not own a car
due to totaling his vehicle a few weeks ... correct error in a text messageI hadsent
her which then parlayed in to me receiving mine F.A.C. or fucking auto correct.

Author: Keith M. Polliard

Publisher: America Star Books

ISBN: 9781680905229

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 222

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In 1990, a young man fell head over heels for a beautiful young Brigid. Their youth was filled with a whirlwind romance that came to an end. That is until fate intervened and continued to have their paths cross many times until the right time revealed itself. The road is filled with twists, turns, chance and most of all, love. Journey with them as they try to find themselves. This is the first book of the Balliett Effect series. Keith Michael Polliard is a simple blue collar worker from Pittsburgh, Pa. born and raised. He has always had a passion for writing poetry as well as a passion for the origin of words and phrases. He lived this story and put it to paper to allow this beautiful legacy to live on for future generations.

Wring

Noose: Fuck man, Rose got a call from your girl, Shannon—to come pick her up
from Viper's place. I wasn't ... Auto correct slays the words, man.” I roll my eyes,
taking a deep drag. “Shannon's making me a fucking insane-asylum candidate.

Author: Marata Eros

Publisher: Tamara Rose Blodgett LLC

ISBN: 9781311284181

Category: Fiction

Page: 270

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A Dark Alpha Motorcycle Club Romance. From the NYT bestselling author of A TERRIBLE LOVE comes the intense continuation of SNARE.

A Beautiful Wedding

Fucking* goddamn auto correct. Pic? No! It's bad luck! Ur lucky 13. You have
good luck. Ur marrying me. So clearly u don't. And don't call me that. Love u baby.
Love u too. See u soon. Nervous? Of course. Aren't you? Only about ur cold feet.

Author: Jamie McGuire

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781471133572

Category: Fiction

Page: 208

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Ever wished you could delve a little deeper into your favourite character's life? Now you can travel back in time and relive something old and something new… Our favourite bad boy, Travis Maddox, is in serious trouble… Will he be held responsible for the fire that ravaged the underground fight scene? Abby Abernathy will do whatever it takes to keep Travis safe, no matter how crazy… even if it means returning to Vegas. Will Abby and Travis get their happily ever after, or will the City of Sin suck them back in… In this spectacular novella, Jamie McGuire will whisk you off on a rollercoaster ride of emotions that will make you fall in love all over again.

Damn You Autocorrect

2010 23:00 —..\ /I broke my penis and it exploded all over my {Son of a bitch...my
pen...l \ broke my pen. Hahahahahaha no fucking way. No. Fucking. Way. No way
in hell did that just happen. f This makes my week. i love you, man. i love you.

Author: Jillian Madison

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448132904

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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Damn You, Autocorrect! brings together some of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong: girlfriends getting together for 'manila penis,'(mani pedis); a husband texting his wife that he 'laid' the babysitter (paid); a friend asking if someone got tickets to the 'Lady Vagina' (Lady Gaga) concert, and the most popular image on the website so far: a father texting his daughter that he and his mother were going to divorce, when they were in fact just going to Disney. Oops. The phenomenally successful Damnyouautocorrect.com began when author Jillian Madison innocently tried to invite some friends over for gelato. Autocorrect, however, had another idea, and asked them over for a night of 'fellatio' instead. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Damn You, Autocorrect! includes 200 never before seen submissions to the website, as well as an introduction from the author and website creator, Jillian Madison.

Fucking Apostrophes

Most people generally agree that fucking apostrophes come from the Greek hē
apóstrophos, meaning a turning away or an elision (the omission of a sound or ...
as most writing programs will autocorrect it to a single opening speech mark.

Author: Simon Griffin

Publisher: Icon Books

ISBN: 9781785781421

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 96

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‘At last, a book that tells you exactly where to stick your apostrophe ... funny and useful, the perfect stocking filler.’ David Marsh, Guardian Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers – wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect – this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennifer’s photos’ or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as ‘He’d like you to buy him some cocaine’, or ‘They’ve got it all on camera.’ Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.

Nicholodeon

Nightmare Anthology : the Corrected bill bissett : I hate Microsoft Word . It wants
me to write like a fucking accountant . The first thing that I did when I loaded
Office 95 on to my computer was to turn off all the auto - correct features . This
poem ...

Author: Darren Sean Wershler-Henry

Publisher: Coach House

ISBN: STANFORD:36105028963549

Category: Concrete poetry

Page: 98

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Microsoft PowerPoint 97

Automatic correction options AutoCorrect ? x AutoCorrect Exceptions . ... da wa
40 a B UDGES Diados assup 2345 Expalaup Taas SARIEB fucking radius 138
Woor Incl PowerPoint 9714 GO Contemporary Slide Sorter Microsoft PowerPoint
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Author: David W. Beskeen

Publisher:

ISBN: 0760051607

Category: Computer graphics

Page: 212

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Between You Me Confessions of a Comma Queen

In “star fucker,” without the hyphen, each word has equal weight: a fucker who is
a star. ... The autocorrect whisks it off, and you have to go back, highlight the letter
, hold down the option key while pressing the u, and then retype the appropriate ...

Author: Mary Norris

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

ISBN: 9780393246605

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 240

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"Hilarious…This book charmed my socks off." —Patricia O’Conner, New York Times Book Review Mary Norris has spent more than three decades working in The New Yorker’s renowned copy department, helping to maintain its celebrated high standards. In Between You & Me, she brings her vast experience with grammar and usage, her good cheer and irreverence, and her finely sharpened pencils to help the rest of us in a boisterous language book as full of life as it is of practical advice. Named a Best Book of the Year by NPR, Amazon, Wall Street Journal, Publishers Weekly, Kirkus, and Library Journal.

Loving Cara

Fucking autocorrect,” I mutter, and then start to giggle. I clap my hand over my
mouth, my eyes wide and glued to his phone, and then I can't stand it anymore,
the dam bursts, and I begin laughing and laughing, holding my belly and falling ...

Author: Kristen Proby

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781476758992

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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In her sizzling new Love Under the Big Sky series, USA TODAY bestselling author Kristen Proby sets the stage for a passionate reunion under the breathtaking Montana sky. Cara Donovan’s summer tutoring job is turning out to be a challenge—and not just because of her troubled twelve-year-old student. It’s his uncle Josh who’s the real problem. If problem is the word for an irresistibly cocky, muscle-bound rancher with a taste for tight Levi’s and shameless flirtation... Cara is nothing like the wallflower Josh King remembers good-naturedly teasing in high school. This Cara is gorgeous, confident, fun. From the moment the fiery teacher steps foot on his family’s Lazy K Ranch, the stubborn playboy is determined to corral her. So what happens when his luscious lover takes over the reins? The first in a steamy trilogy, Kristen Proby’s enthralling novel is filled to the brim with one hardworking family’s triumphs and challenges, all the wild adventure of the modern West, and a whole lot of titillating fun.

Auto biography Studies

... in The Advocate ) , and a lot of people followed suit , because The Farewell
SymphonySPEAR : -wasn't politically correct ? ... The novels first person narrator
( named Guillaume ) details his binges of drug use and wild , unsafe fucking .

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105113263508

Category: Autobiography

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Challenge Accepted

Even though I'm no wordsmith – I spell and read words phonetically, and
autocorrect can't fix or find replacements for 98 per ... That was until I started
writing this book, and now I'm so fucking stressed that I want to go and scream
into a pillow.

Author: Celeste Barber

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780008327262

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 320

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‘Prepare to laugh’ – Reese Witherspoon 253 steps to becoming an anti-it girl.

Deeper

I'm fine, I type. Well, actually I type, im gun&. But somehow the miracle of
autocorrect sorts it out. Where are you? Minnehan party. | know. K sent me your
pic. Where at M'han? Bathroom. There's a pause. Then, K's a fucking idiot. |
overreacted.

Author: Robin York

Publisher: Bantam

ISBN: 9780804177023

Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY LIBRARY JOURNAL In Robin York’s sizzling debut, a college student is attacked online and must restore her name—and stay clear of a guy who’s wrong for her, but feels so right. When Caroline Piasecki’s ex-boyfriend posts their sex pictures on the Internet, it destroys her reputation as a nice college girl. Suddenly her once-promising future doesn’t look so bright. Caroline tries to make the pictures disappear, hoping time will bury her shame. Then a guy she barely knows rises to her defense and punches her ex to the ground. West Leavitt is the last person Caroline needs in her life. Everyone knows he’s shady. Still, Caroline is drawn to his confidence and swagger—even after promising her dad she’ll keep her distance. On late, sleepless nights, Caroline starts wandering into the bakery where West works. They hang out, they talk, they listen. Though Caroline and West tell each other they’re “just friends,” their feelings intensify until it becomes impossible to pretend. The more complicated her relationship with West gets, the harder Caroline has to struggle to discover what she wants for herself—and the easier it becomes to find the courage she needs to fight back against the people who would judge her. When all seems lost, sometimes the only place to go is deeper. Praise for Deeper “York’s beautiful prose and vivid descriptions enhance the realism and impact of Caroline and West’s story. Deeper and Harder are sensual and profoundly moving. The books are told in first-person from both Caroline’s and West’s POVs, and I sat on the emotional roller coaster right beside them as West learns to hold tight to Caroline and embrace life to the fullest. . . . They are books I will cherish.”—Lea Franczak, USA Today “Deeper perfectly captured me. Robin York masterfully tells this story with the perfect balance in tone and realistic characters that I’m still thinking about days later. One of the best written New Adult novels, hands down!”—Cora Carmack, New York Times bestselling author of Losing It “Bursting with chemistry, emotion, and heart, Caroline and West’s story will take your breath away!”—Katy Evans, New York Times bestselling author of the REAL series “The perfect New Adult story. West will make you swoon!”—New York Times bestselling author Monica Murphy “Beautifully written and full of swoony tender moments, toe-curling chemistry, and delicious, twisty angst . . . Stop whatever you’re doing and read this book.”—Christina Lauren, author of the Beautiful Bastard series

Single On Purpose

Because tongues feel fucking good. Because looking into someone's eyes ...
There's no reason to skirt that and force yourself to go on some kind of Eat, Pray,
Love journey to autocorrect your emotional self. Unless you feel like that is what
you ...

Author: John Kim

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780062980755

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

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The author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck, The Angry Therapist, now teaches you how to prioritize your relationship with yourself and live a more meaningful life, whether you’re alone, dating, or with a partner. There’s more to life than loving someone. But being single can feel like a death sentence. Why does being alone = being lonely? And why do we stop working on ourselves when we’re in a relationship? After a painful divorce, “The Angry Therapist” John Kim realized he had never truly been on his own. He went on a journey to rebuild his relationship with himself, going from alone and disconnected to alone and fulfilled. Kim has gone on to help thousands of clients find their own unique way to break free of expectations and finally live their truth. With Single on Purpose, Kim takes his signature no-BS “self-help in a shot glass” approach as he shares his own singlehood story and shows readers how to own their shit, break their patterns, and find a grounded sense of self. Spending time to cultivate your relationship with yourself shouldn’t be something you only do when you hit rock bottom, go through a major loss, or have a quarter-life crisis. All of us, at some point, need to be single—on purpose.

Adbusters

The aging hippie at one end of the bar was watching everyone ' s hands for
sudden movements . i " GET THE FUCK OUT ! ” The bartender ... Just kidding
folks — the politically correct crowd is still eating the auto industry ' s exhaust . As
one ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105113261833

Category: Advertising

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The New and Complete Dictionary of the English Language

Intrea ' gue ( s , not fo correct a spelling ) intrigue . ... ( s . from tbe Lat . intro witbir ,
and Intrenched ( p . from intrench ) Fortified with a trench , fugo 10 luck ) A fuction
, the act of fucking into . ... Cardon . to another with corfidence In ' tricately ( auto .
from intricate ) With intricacy , with intrufted ( p . from intruit ) Trufted , committed ...

Author: John Ash

Publisher:

ISBN: ONB:+Z183005109

Category:

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Details

1 and 30 top - 10 singles - with the help of a computer device developed to
correct imperfect pitch . T - Pain has deftly used Auto - Tune to create a signature
vocal - bending electronic warble that ' s become synonymous with success . ...
But no one can do it like the originator , so I might as well just keep fucking doing
it .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822036357929

Category: Arts

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Anarchy

NEITHER GOD NOR MASTER ulted on culturem wich i Maybe still look upon sex
as nothing more than ' fucking ' . Maybe that ' s the ... Yet arguments still seem to
These things are not necessarily equate the two in some way or correct . ... For
instance , I have a bit of a back . ground in auto - mechanics and machine tool .

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105013796375

Category: Anarchism

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Manila Noir

Fucking autocorrect! I said she didn't need to, her friends were bound to find out
soon enough. The way shit like this spreads. Manila is so small, I said. It's twenty
million people but I was talking about the people and the places we knew. Shit ...

Author: Jessica Hagedorn

Publisher: Akashic Books

ISBN: 9781617751769

Category: Fiction

Page: 280

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“Travel, history, and a little bit of lore . . . Transports you to the Philippines and is filled with riveting and sometimes dark stories of the capital city.” —Glamour For the perfect definition of noir, look no further than Manila. The city itself is like a femme fatale: sexy, complicated, and betrayed. From its fraught colonial history to its present-day incarnation of a teeming metropolis, it is a city of extremes: posh hotels and slums, religious zeal and superstitions, corrupt cops and heroic citizens. Capturing the essence of Manila, one of the wildest cities on the planet, this collection of noir includes stories by Lourd de Veyra, Gina Apostol, Budjette Tan and Kajo Baldisimo, F.H. Batacan, Jose Dalisay, Eric Gamalinda, Jessica Hagedorn, Angelo R. Lacuesta, R. Zamora Linmark, Rosario Cruz-Lucero, Sabina Murray, Jonas Vitman, Marianne Villanueva, and Lysley Tenorio. “Manila practically defines [noir], as shown by the 14 selections in this excellent anthology . . . The Filipino take on noir includes a liberal dose of the gothic and supernatural, with disappearance and loss being constants.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “Suffice it to say that what the Noir series in general, and Manila Noir in particular, does so well is to create a 360-degree mosaic of a place . . . By including so many perspectives, from so many walks of life, Manila Noir makes Manila seem as vibrant, and dangerous, and exciting, and confounding as it really felt to live there.” —Lit Wrap “A collection of stories like Akashic’s forthcoming Manila Noir is enough to set a crime-fiction addict’s mouth watering.” —The New York Observer