Fucking Auto Correct

The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts ...

Author: Dorothy Bigguns

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ISBN: 1974257096

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The Only Writing Prompts Journal for Adults You'll Ever Need Based on The 74 Most F*cked Up Book Titles: Have a Few Good Laughs, Bust Writer's Block & Get Noticed as an Author, Dorothy Bigguns presents a new series of blank writing prompts journals for adults. Use the title, subtitle and cover art to inspire you to write your next fiction or nonfiction work. However, don't let that be the end, because you can then publish all your writings! So, have a few good laughs, bust writer's block and get noticed as an author today in this blank writing prompts journal for adults. The blank journal with writing prompts for adults features include: Shocking yet inspiring titles to get you writing in no time Simple cover art inviting you to fill in the blanks Every page printed with the risque writing prompt book title Tons of blank space prompting you to write on and on Measures 6 inches by 9 inches Glossy cover design College lined paper Over 100 pages Get Your Copy TODAY!

Damn You Autocorrect

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Author: Jillian Madison

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448132904

Category: Humor

Page: 288

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Damn You, Autocorrect! brings together some of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong: girlfriends getting together for 'manila penis,'(mani pedis); a husband texting his wife that he 'laid' the babysitter (paid); a friend asking if someone got tickets to the 'Lady Vagina' (Lady Gaga) concert, and the most popular image on the website so far: a father texting his daughter that he and his mother were going to divorce, when they were in fact just going to Disney. Oops. The phenomenally successful Damnyouautocorrect.com began when author Jillian Madison innocently tried to invite some friends over for gelato. Autocorrect, however, had another idea, and asked them over for a night of 'fellatio' instead. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Damn You, Autocorrect! includes 200 never before seen submissions to the website, as well as an introduction from the author and website creator, Jillian Madison.

Fucking Good Manners

It's perfectly understandable, and human, and one or two whiffs can be ignored,
but it's pretty grim if every fucking sentence stinks. Autocorrect is often the culprit
for these errors – a few years back my computer decided I was more likely to use
 ...

Author: Simon Griffin

Publisher: Icon Books

ISBN: 9781785785573

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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This is not a book about how to be posh. We have some slightly bigger issues to deal with these days. We’ve all got a million things to do and are constantly connected to millions of other people all doing a million other things, so the faster we get things done the better, right? Wrong. Among all the busyness and confusion it seems we’ve forgotten a few of the basics in life, like the ability to treat one another with respect, dignity and some fucking good manners. Enter Simon Griffin, author of Fucking Apostrophes. From the entry-level stuff like saying please, thank you and sorry; manspreading on public transport and double-lane queuing at airports, to those that require just a little bit more thought, such as correct urinal protocol in public toilets, making tea rounds in the office and online public displays of affection, Simon imparts rules and advice to living life in a way that makes it just a bit better for everyone. With some liberal use of rude words thrown in to emphasise the point. With chapters on driving, social media, the environment, getting on with your neighbours, and the best manners for a trip to the cinema, this is the perfect gift for a manners enthusiast, or those in need of a gentle (but sweary) nudge in the right direction.

Fucking Apostrophes

The tail always points to the left – something to watch out for if you're starting a
word with a fucking apostrophe ('Twas the night before Christmas...), as most
writing programs will autocorrect it to a single opening speech mark. CHAPTER 1
 ...

Author: Simon Griffin

Publisher: Icon Books

ISBN: 9781785781421

Category: Language Arts & Disciplines

Page: 96

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‘At last, a book that tells you exactly where to stick your apostrophe ... funny and useful, the perfect stocking filler.’ David Marsh, Guardian Apostrophes are a pain. The rules about how to use them are complicated, and have evolved haphazardly. Originally written as advice by a copywriter for designers – wont to insert and remove apostrophes at will, for visual effect – this is a light-hearted pocket-sized guide to getting the things right. Simon Griffin lets off steam so that we don’t have to, showing precisely why ‘Rhianna and Jennifer’s photos were all over the internet’ is quite different to ‘Rhianna’s and Jennifer’s photos’ or what words apostrophes are replacing in sentences such as ‘He’d like you to buy him some cocaine’, or ‘They’ve got it all on camera.’ Elegantly produced, this is the perfect gift for any pedant, as well as an indispensable guide in all our moments of grammar-related frustration.

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Author: David W. Beskeen

Publisher:

ISBN: 0760051607

Category: Computer graphics

Page: 212

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Nicholodeon

It wants me to write like a fucking accountant . The first thing that I did when I
loaded Office 95 on to my computer was to turn off all the auto - correct features .
This poem was produced by running bill bissett ' s “ i was printing billy th kid ...

Author: Darren Sean Wershler-Henry

Publisher: Coach House

ISBN: STANFORD:36105028963549

Category: Concrete poetry

Page: 98

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Adbusters

The aging hippie at one end of the bar was watching everyone ' s hands for
sudden movements . i " GET THE FUCK OUT ! ” The bartender ... Just kidding
folks — the politically correct crowd is still eating the auto industry ' s exhaust . As
one ...

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105113261833

Category: Advertising

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Found

I don't even have a car alarm ! " autos ! Thank Iyour license plate Thanks for
taking BLACK. Park in front of IT would BE NICE | IF PARK Conco you would
CORRECT Learn How fucking pack you Asshole ? pissel off You PARK B A D
Why ...

Author: Davy Rothbart

Publisher: Touchstone

ISBN: STANFORD:36105114354538

Category: Humor

Page: 252

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Reproduces notes, signs, homework assignments, break-up letters, photographs, drawings, and other abandoned items ranging from heartbreaking to hilarous that offer a look into the everyday lives of ordinary people.

That s Your Lot

It was one thing to correct somebody's grammar, but another to type a reply like
that. ... It implied that Alice didn't just make a typo due to typing fast or autocorrect
or losing concentration; it implied that she didn't know how to make a word plural,
like she would make the mistake again ... Just stick to your fucking job, mate.

Author: Limmy

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780008172626

Category: Humor

Page: 320

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This is Limmy’s second book. It’s a whole load of new, odd, and hilariously grim short stories.

Details

1 and 30 top - 10 singles - with the help of a computer device developed to
correct imperfect pitch . T - Pain has deftly used Auto - Tune to create a signature
vocal - bending electronic warble that ' s become synonymous with success . ...
But no one can do it like the originator , so I might as well just keep fucking doing
it .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UCSD:31822036357929

Category: Arts

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Anarchy

NEITHER GOD NOR MASTER ulted on culturem wich i Maybe still look upon sex
as nothing more than ' fucking ' . Maybe that ' s the ... Yet arguments still seem to
These things are not necessarily equate the two in some way or correct . ... For
instance , I have a bit of a back . ground in auto - mechanics and machine tool .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105013796375

Category: Anarchism

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The New Yorker

points out that your gardening and piano “ We have to be fucking blunt , ” one of
DEMEMBER when seducing another playing can greatly improve if ... Then we
get an - Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and rect term for that , too . Auto -
euthanasia , other quart of vodka and go to somebody Dating Guide ” comes
along .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: STANFORD:36105016160348

Category: American wit and humor, Pictorial

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Auto biography Studies

... in The Advocate ) , and a lot of people followed suit , because The Farewell
SymphonySPEAR : -wasn't politically correct ? ... The novels first person narrator
( named Guillaume ) details his binges of drug use and wild , unsafe fucking .

Author:

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105113263508

Category: Autobiography

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Maximum Rocknroll

The department of correction failed to correct the melodic - mid - tempo hard core
/ pop punk medley , and all me . It only made me sicker , and when I got out ,
Montega was the auto tune . . . I dunno . ... Fan - fucking - tastic . I cannot and say
 ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015073794854

Category: Popular music

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Labor Arbitration Reports

For purposes of the present pline is to encourage an employee to correct
decision , however , even assuming , without so ... a fundamentally fair mate a “
fucking asshole " , but only told him consideration of the facts pertaining to the
Auto stop ...

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: CORNELL:31924112271261

Category: Arbitration, Industrial

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Single On Purpose

Because tongues feel fucking good. Because looking into someone's eyes ...
There's no reason to skirt that and force yourself to go on some kind of Eat, Pray,
Love journey to autocorrect your emotional self. Unless you feel like that is what
you ...

Author: John Kim

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780062980755

Category: Self-Help

Page: 256

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The author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck, The Angry Therapist, now teaches you how to prioritize your relationship with yourself and live a more meaningful life, whether you’re alone, dating, or with a partner. There’s more to life than loving someone. But being single can feel like a death sentence. Why does being alone = being lonely? And why do we stop working on ourselves when we’re in a relationship? After a painful divorce, “The Angry Therapist” John Kim realized he had never truly been on his own. He went on a journey to rebuild his relationship with himself, going from alone and disconnected to alone and fulfilled. Kim has gone on to help thousands of clients find their own unique way to break free of expectations and finally live their truth. With Single on Purpose, Kim takes his signature no-BS “self-help in a shot glass” approach as he shares his own singlehood story and shows readers how to own their shit, break their patterns, and find a grounded sense of self. Spending time to cultivate your relationship with yourself shouldn’t be something you only do when you hit rock bottom, go through a major loss, or have a quarter-life crisis. All of us, at some point, need to be single—on purpose.

Challenge Accepted

Even though I'm no wordsmith – I spell and read words phonetically, and
autocorrect can't fix or find replacements for 98 per ... That was until I started
writing this book, and now I'm so fucking stressed that I want to go and scream
into a pillow.

Author: Celeste Barber

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780008327262

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 320

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‘Prepare to laugh’ – Reese Witherspoon 253 steps to becoming an anti-it girl.

Employment Practices Decisions

Spriggs v Diamond Auto Glass Spriggs v Diamond Auto Glass ... Accordingly , we
must evaluate the care that Diamond exercised to prevent and correct Stickell's
abuse , in conjunction with any ... within the shop , warning Spriggs that " you don
't call no fucking Jay ( Shaffer , the District Manager and Woods's supervisor ) .

Author:

Publisher:

ISBN: CORNELL:31924082829155

Category: Discrimination in employment

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The Works

I lived under his spell while I was with him . ... They ' re the mingiest set of ladylike
snipe ever invented : full of conceit of themselves , frightened even if their boot -
laces aren ' t correct , rotten as high game ... What is cunt but machine - fucking !

Author: D. H. Lawrence

Publisher: World Publications (MA)

ISBN: 1572151277

Category: English fiction

Page: 800

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The Wordsworth Poetry Library comprises the works of the greatest English-speaking poets, as well as many lesser-known poets. Each collection has a specially commissioned introduction.