How Not to Suck

Every bit of everything you worked for would be all gone; all of it gone until you
paid back the millions and millions of dollars. So would you do it? Could you
subject your self to a job prison for all that money? I suppose it depends on how
old ...

Author: W. B. Flutie


ISBN: 9781435749177


Page: 90

View: 153


Do you know someone who sucks? Do you suck? Would you like to stop sucking? If so, you've found the right book. How not to suck will show you who sucks (everyone) and what sucks (most everything). From there, you will learn how to become the speed bump on the sucky highway. So, get your helmet, strap it on, and get ready to tackle suckage right in its tracks. Chapter titles include: How not to suck in bed (or why you should), How not to be an Ugly American, The reasons work sucks and how to stop the madness, and many many more (not actual title, but maybe it should be.) Now REEL BIG FISH approved!!!

That Sucked

Series That Just Plain Sucks Book 3 Charissa Dufour ... So I have to confess, the
great monuments of Egypt have never been anywhere near my bucket list. They
just didn't seem that interesting. ... You know the saying, “Everything is bigger in
Texas”? No! “Everything ... shoulder and squeezed until I winced. “You will
always ...

Author: Charissa Dufour

Publisher: Charissa Dufour

ISBN: 9781310474521

Category: Fiction


View: 630


*This is a finished series* Ashley Hawn's vampire existence has been anything but calm. Turned for the sole purpose of raising a long-dead warlock from the grave, Ashley has spent her new life fighting against those who would use her. Now the warlock is back, and Ashley finds herself connected to him in every way possible. She must work alongside her friends to stop him from enslaving the entire human population. Meanwhile, the men in her life continue to show her romantic inclinations. As Ashley works to break the connection between her and the warlock, she ducks and dodges the attention of her male friends, doing her best to ward them off without ending the friendship. Will Ashley kill Sedgrave, and will she have any friends left when it is all over?

Hawk Woman Dancing with the Moon

The family offered tobacco , gifts , and a good money donation and asked her to
stop the bleeding and save the injured patient ' s life . Susie worked with the ...
Everything went fine until she began to suck on the white man . He was in severe

Author: Tela Star Hawk Lake

Publisher: M Evans & Company

ISBN: STANFORD:36105018332424

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 206

View: 274


Tela Star Hawk Lake's life story, including Native healing secrets and ceremonies.

Sucked Away

Series that Just Plain Sucks book 2 Charissa Dufour. He had just ... His hair was
white, like the feathers of his wings, and blended in until I couldn't tell where the
hair ended and the feathers began. ... Everything about him said pleasure and
indulgence. I caught ... After all, what the great courts of the fae do affect us all.

Author: Charissa Dufour

Publisher: Charissa Dufour

ISBN: 9781310314193

Category: Fiction


View: 477


*This is a finished series* Barely surviving the resurrection of the warlock Sedgrave, Ashley has healed in body, if not in mind. As she slowly tries to piece together her mind, sorting past from present and friend from foe, the time of her joining- a ritual designed to bind her to her seethe-comes upon her. Before the ritual can be completed in full, it is interrupted by a ragged pack of werewolves seeking asylum and protection. Meanwhile, a storm is brewing in the mystical world with Ashley at its center, and before she knows it, her calm existence is once more Sucked Away. Fantasy, urban fantasy, vampire, werewolf, magic, wizard

Keeping the Faith

Everything's fine now.” And she really thought everything was fineuntil later that
morning. But after breakfast, they stopped at the hotel's computer ... She sucked
in an indignant breath. Is he volunteering us to stay in Ventura without even ...

Author: Della Laredo

Publisher: TEACH Services, Inc.

ISBN: 9781479605415

Category: Religion

Page: 320

View: 738


Susana was living the dream she had never thought possible. Having finished Doug Damour’s 6,000-mile cross-country footrace, she had become an heir to his vast fortune. He’d even healed her of the disfiguring burn scars that had repelled people on sight. Now, thanks to Doug’s generosity, she was actually married, not to mention pursuing a doctorate and looking forward to starting her own family. Never had she imagined herself in such a privileged position! But her picture-perfect bubble abruptly popped when her new husband, Chris Strider, landed on the enemy’s “List.” Battling her fear of the unknown, Susana clung desperately to her dream. Yet Doug insisted that she must surrender everything to him, including Chris. Surrender. Trust. Faith. The words haunted her. Could she trust Doug with her most precious gifts?

Sucked In

Series that Just Plain Sucks Book 1 Charissa Dufour. Despite the revelation ... “
That's awesome. I was wondering when ... I had thought so too, until today. “So
what are you up to ... I, on the other hand, shared everything. Jordan always
teased ...

Author: Charissa Dufour

Publisher: Charissa Dufour

ISBN: 9781310449338

Category: Fiction


View: 260


Struggling vampire romance novelist Ashley Hawn was living her dream. By day she worked as a clerk at a local grocery store, and by night she immersed herself in the imaginary world of sexy vampires, shirtless men, and endless parties. Between work, her writing, and her best friends- Chloe and Jordan- life was good. She was even dating a mysterious and sexy man (or so she thought) by the name of Isaac. Then in a flash, her whole world changed and she discovered herself turned. Quickly she finds that life as a vampire is less sexy shirtless men, endless parties, and is more running for her life as she tries to dodge the attacks of every mythological creature in the area. Quickly she finds that life as a vampire is less sexy shirtless men, endless parties, and is more running for her life as she tries to dodge the attacks of every mythological creature in the area. Cover by Kelliane Rumsey Fantasy, urban fantasy, vampire, werewolf, magic, wizard

Sucked In

So far, so good. I put everything but the FUME News back in the archive boxes,
added the last of the moths' knackers and stowed them away again. Then I
reclined on the ... Wait until the remains were officially identified. If the police
continued ...

Author: Shane Maloney

Publisher: Text Publishing

ISBN: 9781921351440

Category: Extortion

Page: 276

View: 947


Now pushing fifty, Murray Whelan is spinning his wheels in parliament - a toothless cog in Labor's stalled political machine. But when the remains of a long-lost union official are found in dried-up Lake Nillahcootie, Murray soon gets sucked into some murky waters. For a start, it seems that his old mate Charlie Talbot was implicated. But Charlie has just dropped dead of a coronary occlusion in the dining room of the Mildura Grand Hotel, leaving behind a lot of unanswered questions. The press are sniffing around and Labor's enemies are lining up for a free kick. Then there's the blackmail attempt. And as if that wasn't enough, there's an ALP preselection going pear-shaped. Eagerly awaited by his legion of fans, Shane Maloney's sixth Murray Whelan mystery sees the clown prince of the true believers in vintage form.

The Good Funeral Guide

Everything you need to know -- Everything you need to do Charles Cowling. it
pushes ... A trocar is a long metal pipe attached to a tube attached to a machine
that sucks. It's not ... The handiwork will, with luck, last until the day of the funeral.

Author: Charles Cowling

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

ISBN: 9781441133229

Category: Self-Help

Page: 216

View: 666


The Good Funeral Guide is the first ever independent consumer guide to the funeral industry. It is for anyone who: - needs to arrange a funeral for someone now - has sick or elderly relatives or friends and knows that a funeral is imminent - wants to find a good funeral director and have some say in the funeral itself - wants to make future arrangements for their own funeral - would like to learn about deaths and funerals Authoritative, impartial and empowering, it is indispensable for those who don't want a conventional religious ceremony and invaluable for those who do. This is a book we will all need - probably at least twice.

The Truth About Day Trading Stocks

Pay-per-trade brokers don't let that happen, and that's all well and good, but
remember: I mentioned high commissions. ... Everything was fine until I
established myself. When I ... And if! had nothing to deposit, well, suddenly life
really sucked.

Author: Josh DiPietro

Publisher: John Wiley & Sons

ISBN: 0470495855

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 208

View: 233


The Truth About Day Trading Stocks A realistic guide to day trading today's stock market In terms of the potential for heavy financial losses, day trading is a high-risk profession. No one should contemplate day trading without giving thought to the ways he can lose, and all the ways to lessen or avoid them. Yet many people enter the game with unrealistic expectations, unaware of what it takes to succeed. Seminars and software alone do not make a successful day trader, cautions author Josh DiPietro. Instead, a trader must learn hard lessons of self-discipline, consistency, and staying in the game for the long haul to have a real chance of success. In The Truth About Day Trading Stocks, DiPietro offers the amateur day trader a brutally honest look at the pitfalls of day trading—and how to hopefully avoid them. Written in an engaging and sometimes humorous tone, The Truth About Day Trading Stocks draws on the author's own experiences as a day trader to offer a clear-cut departure from typical "golden goose" strategies promising instant wealth. Instead, he attempts to slow down the dangerous fervor of the average amateur and demonstrate the ways you can become a professional and not lose your shirt in the process. The Truth About Day Trading Stocks shows how trading decisions are bent and shaped by emotions, and why it is critical to know yourself, understand risk, and remember that increasing your skill level is a gradual, ongoing process—there's always more to learn! After dispensing with popular illusions, DiPietro proceeds to offer realistic, practical trading advice—comparing pay-per-trade with pay-per-share brokers, determining which works best and when, offering suggestions on how to avoid the prospect of perfect trades turning ugly, and more. At the end of the book, he also includes a section called "Rules to Remember," a list of over eighty rules, simply stated and easy to grasp, to benefit amateurs' performance. Throughout the book, the author describes his development of acute self-awareness while figuring out how to succeed. Through that blunt self-portrayal, the goal of The Truth About Day Trading Stocks is to help you create a disciplined mind-set and apply it to your own successful trading style.

An Ocean in Iowa

As he lay there, it was as if a vacuum hose had been inserted down his throat, for
he could not speak, and everything vital, everything pure, got sucked out,
everything sucked out until finally only his heart remained; its veins and ventricles
and ...

Author: Peter Hedges

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9780684859705

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

View: 917


In 1969 suburban Iowa, seven-year-old Scotty Ocean finds his life turned upside down when his mother abandons the family and, after realizing that she will not return, first sets out to replace her and then takes action to remain forever seven


It feels as if I give and give and they take and take until there is nothing left for me
to give; until I am sucked dry. It feels as if they take everything from me;
everything down to my last breath, until I have nothing left. I try my best to satisfy
them ...

Author: Tina Marie Lees

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781483605869

Category: Poetry

Page: 168

View: 592


ME is a composition of collaborative work that opens doors into the very experiences of the author, Tina Marie Lees; a memoir. The work has a focus of penetrating the readers inner core, providing insight that can offer a sense of connection to their very own experiences. Through turmoil and happiness, the literature offers many emotional experiences that permit a peer into the many doors of life.

Andean Express

Everything was going great until our Italian friend met a woman from Potosí, the
daughter of an Austrian man and a woman from ... People who knew the girl—her
name was Tomasita—say that she sucked him dry like a stalk of sugar cane.

Author: Juan de Recacoechea

Publisher: Akashic Books

ISBN: 9781617750588

Category: Fiction

Page: 250

View: 107


This moody murder mystery set during an overnight train journey in 1950s South America “delights like strong coffee savored in a cosmopolitan cafe” (Publishers Weekly). In 1952, a train makes its way from La Paz, Bolivia, to the Chilean seaport of Arica. Among the passengers are: a businessman with his much-younger wife, a man in priest’s garb hiding a secret, Irish and Russian expatriates, a miner, and a student. Before the trip is over, there will be many revelations—including the identity of a killer. From the author of American Visa, a winner of Bolivia’s National Book Prize, this atmospheric novel is “part social commentary, part mystery thriller . . . A chilling, tragic tale” (MultiCultural Review).

Confessions of a Turtle Wife

But to get it started, he had to suck on one end of the plastic pipe that connected
the filter and the tank. When I protested, Allen pointed out ... Everything was fine
until she brought the turtle back to the States. Bringing common turtles into this ...

Author: Anita Salzberg

Publisher: Hats Office Books

ISBN: 1587360705

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 213

View: 296


A humorous book about life with a turtle-obsessed husband and 14 turtles.

Everything Good Will Come

“I'm telling you, if my mother ever catches you in our house, she'll send you home.
” “Why?” I pointed at her pink mouth. “It's bad, you know.” She sucked her teeth. “
It's not bad. Anyway, you think my father allows me to wear lipstick? I wait until ...

Author: Sefi Atta

Publisher: Interlink Publishing

ISBN: 9781623710163

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

View: 592


Everything Good Will Come introduces an important new voice in contemporary fiction. With insight and a lyrical wisdom, Nigerian-born Sefi Atta has written a powerful and eloquent story set in her African homeland. It is 1971, a year after the Biafran War, and Nigeria is under military rule--though the politics of the state matter less than those of her home to Enitan Taiwo, an eleven-year-old girl tired of waiting for school to start. Will her mother, who has become deeply religious since the death of Enitan’s brother, allow her friendship with the new girl next door, the brash and beautiful Sheri Bakare? This novel charts the fate of these two African girls; one who is prepared to manipulate the traditional system and one who attempts to defy it. Written in the voice of Enitan, the novel traces this unusual friendship into their adult lives, against the backdrop of tragedy, family strife, and a war-torn Nigeria. In the end, Everything Good Will Come is Enitan’s story; one of a fiercely intelligent, strong young woman coming of age in a culture that still insists on feminine submission. Enitan bucks the familial and political systems until she is confronted with the one desire too precious to forfeit in the name of personal freedom: her desire for a child. Everything Good Will Come evokes the sights and smells of Africa while imparting a wise and universal story of love, friendship, prejudice, survival, politics, and the cost of divided loyalties.

Revolving Doors The True Account of the Full Spectrum of Fostering Abuses of a Boy before Age Five

Just get your little dicky-wicky ready for “Rita's” nice warm, slick cunty-wunty—
because if your little hard-on isn't good enough, I will suck and bite your little
baby-dick until it gives me everything I want, and then some more! So, get ready ...

Author: Dawn Maree Ketteringham, Author


ISBN: 9780992127329

Category: Fiction

Page: 678

View: 592


"Revolving Doors" is an adult, autobiographical novel in which 'Richard', now over sixty, recalls incidents of his nightmarish first five years of childhood, while fostered through 17 residences as a ward of Toronto's "S.W.York Co. Children's Aid Society." From his perspective and understanding as a small child, he shares details of memories of unspeakably perverse mistreatment, including perpetual abuse, torture and even rape. After years of counselling and treatment for ensuing, debilitating mental illnesses, 'Richard' experienced a "black-out," resulting in the sudden awareness of long-buried, traumatic memories. The Author, Ms. Ketteringham, graphically details her brother's incredible victimization/survival story by interweaving his recollections, and relentless nightmares, with documentation from the organizations involved. It is "Richard's" most sincere desire that his story of ultimate survival might encourage similar abuse victims who may be searching for hope in facing and fighting their own demons.


... nothing but that one thing, that there was no going back for him, that this life, as
he had lived it for many years until now, was over and done away with, and that
he had tasted all of it, sucked everything out of it until he was disgusted with it.

Author: Hermann Hesse

Publisher: The Floating Press

ISBN: 9781775412496

Category: Fiction

Page: 187

View: 227


Hermann Hesse wrote Siddhartha after he traveled to India in the 1910s. It tells the story of a young boy who travels the country in a quest for spiritual enlightenment in the time of Guatama Buddha. It is a compact, lyrical work, which reads like an allegory about the finding of wisdom.

Everything for Us

I think that pisses them off more than anything. ... Yeah, it sucked. Hell yeah, it
sucked! But at least I was always prepared. Nothing good ever comes from hiding
from the ... “Hopefully that won't happen until we can talk to Dad 18 M. LEIGHTON

Author: M. Leighton

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9781101637456

Category: Fiction

Page: 336

View: 657


When it comes to passion this hot, it’s all or nothing. Olivia Townsend’s wealthy cousin Marissa had everything a girl could ask for—a great job, a privileged life, and all the friends she wanted. Or, at least, all the friends money could buy. But one case of mistaken identity has turned her privileged world upside down. An abduction gone wrong lands her right in the lap of the sexiest, most dangerous man she’s ever met. To Marissa, he’s an enigma, but one to whom she’s irresistibly, inexplicably drawn. With him comes a new world of freedom and passion, of dark shadows and dangerous secrets, a world where nothing is what it seems—except for the blind passion that Marissa can’t escape—or maybe even survive.

The Ocean Inside

She'd scribbled a few things down, but something told her that if she wrote
anything too personal, her mother would ... At least Sloan was cool. ... It sucked
that your hair fell out and your face swelled until you looked like a cartoon

Author: Janna McMahan

Publisher: Kensington Books

ISBN: 9780758261083

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

View: 445


"A beautifully crafted, mesmerizing read which I highly recommend." --Cassandra King, author of The Sunday Wife Life changes in an instant. One day, Emmett and Lauren Sullivan's biggest worries revolve around the escalating taxes on their gorgeous Victorian beach house on Pawley's Island, South Carolina. The next, they're facing a devastating crisis. "It's impossible to not be touched by the honesty and courage the novel--and the author--portrays." --The Sun News (Myrtle Beach, SC) Emmett and Lauren have always been a team, working together to raise their two daughters. But lately, with all their attention focused on nine-year-old Ainslie, they barely notice as their older daughter, Sloan, drifts further away from them and toward a reckless path that could tear their family apart. . . "A thought-provoking story that will linger in the reader's imagination." --The Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA) "A vividly drawn love letter to coastal South Carolina. McMahan's descriptions of the Lowcountry and its unique climate and customs jump off the page." --Publishers Weekly "The story is gripping and the characters all too real." --Booklist

Life the Universe and Everything

Until a better theory is proposed, contrary evidence is a mere anomaly.11 2.3 NO
CRUCIAL EXPERIMENTS And if the ... However, inside the tube where the air is
being sucked out, there is less air, or even no air (if the vacuum is perfect) ...

Author: Ric Machuga

Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers

ISBN: 9781621890096

Category: Religion

Page: 324

View: 300


--Has modern science made philosophy obsolete? --Is the soul real? --Do we have a free will? --Why should we be moral? --Does God exist, and if so, why is there so much pain and suffering in the world? --What is the relation between faith and reason? Ric Machuga takes a holistic approach to these questions. No philosophical idea, no matter how small, can live alone. Ideas always gain their force, power, and life from their surroundings--their "ecosystem." The ecosystem of ideas defended in this book comes from the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle and his medieval interpreter, Thomas Aquinas. The ongoing relevance of their philosophical thought to twenty-first century issues is opened up in fascinating ways. Life, the Universe, and Everything is the product of thirty years of teaching introductory courses in philosophy. Assuming no prior background, it only requires of readers an enquiring mind and a willingness to think carefully. An ideal guide to the big questions we face.

Healing River

I have tried everything.” Sonny felt lightheaded, as if all the air had been sucked
out of his lungs. He assumed she had ... Everything was fine until last year when
he started having seizures. When he had the first one, I didn't know what was ...

Author: William Delia

Publisher: WestBow Press

ISBN: 9781449738990

Category: Fiction

Page: 240

View: 868


When Luther Cranstons cancer miraculously disappears after being baptized in the Jericho River, his healing brings hope to some and conflict and controversy to others. Somelike a young father paralyzed by a stroke, a terminally ill woman of faith, and a nine-year-old boy who suffers life-threatening seizureswonder, Do the healing waters of the Jericho hold a miracle for me? Otherslike a local newspaper editor and the pastor who baptized Lutherquestion if this healing is to be believed, especially when a prominent televangelist tries to capitalize on Luthers miracle. Together, they realize that all of us are in need of some form of healing. As Pastor J. C. Hale tells them, Some of us are broken and in need of healing. Some of us are empty and looking to be filled. Some of us are lost and hoping to be found. Some of us are burdened down and looking for relief. Some of us are hopeless and longing for some reason, any reason, to carry on. Some of us are questioning and looking for answers. Some of us believe but have doubts. Some of us do not believe and doubt that we ever will. Some of us need to forgive, and some of us need to be forgiven. But all of usall of usneed to know that we are loved by God.