Bad Panda

CHESTER: I want to be a panda. Like you. GWO GWO: But I'm a bad panda. CHESTER: I don't mind. I like it. MARION: But he can't be a panda, Gwo Gwo. He's a crocod(Gwo Gwo puts his hand up to silence her. She falls immediately silent.) ...

Author: Megan Gogerty

Publisher: Original Works Publishing

ISBN: 9781630920340

Category: Performing Arts

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2 Males, 1 Female They're the last two pandas on earth. It's mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes. In this sweet celebration of non-traditional families, Gwo Gwo the panda must balance his newfound desire for Chester the crocodile with his obligations to his prescribed panda mate, Marion. The animals eat, mate, splash around in identity politics, wrestle with the ambivalence of parenthood, and love one another as only families can. "Bad Pandaoffers nonstop hilarity and sweet introspection... Playwright Megan Gogerty's smart, witty script and dedicated character development are to be lauded." -Broadwayworld.com "No school field trip to the zoo was ever this entertaining or self-discovering and this show will touch your heart on a warm and fuzzy level..." -DC Metro Theatre Arts "fresh, cute... and despite the characters being animals, very human." -Maryland Theatre Guide"

Bad Panda

Lin clenched her paws into fists and beat her chest. Then she remembered she was a panda, not a gorilla, but then remembered she didn't care and beat her chest again. 'Why won't anyone take me seriously as a bad panda?' she roared.

Author: Swapna Haddow

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 9780571352425

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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Are you sick of being utterly adorable? Tired of being cuddled and hugged? Fed up of having your head confused for your bottom because you just so happen to be SOOOOPER-DOOOOOPER fluffy? Lin: If you answered yes to any of those questions, then you're in the right book. Everyone thinks that Lin is the cutest panda in the world. So much so that they ship her off to the local zoo, away from her beloved brother, to be ogled at by the masses. But Lin HATES being cute, and now she will do everything in her power to prove that she's the baddest, meanest, most un-cute animal in the zoo. Laugh-yourself-out-of-bed hilarious, the first in a new series from the creators of DAVE PIGEON.

Bad Panda

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Author: Hilmar Opitz

Publisher:

ISBN: 1691105988

Category:

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Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 120 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.

Clockwork Igni

Bad Panda. “What's your title?” asks Walker. “I am an intern, level zero,” answers Bad Panda. “So you're the lowest level there is,” I state. Bad Panda frowns. “Don't be rude.” “I'm not being anything. That's just a fact.

Author: Christina Bauer

Publisher: Monster House Books

ISBN: 9781946677570

Category: Young Adult Fiction

Page: 330

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“I absolutely love Myla Lewis as a character! She’s beautiful, witty, smart, and she has a license to kill.” - Angelic Reviews Long live the me! As Queen of Antrum, I rule an underground realm of demon hunters who love finding new caves. Hey, it’s boring down here; I’m glad they all have a hobby. Per usual, I try to act interested about their latest discovery, but all I hear is blah blah blah new cavern blah blah blah Forbidden Tombs blah blah blah massive bronze pyramids blah blah blah creepy ticking sounds. It’s a little odd, but I’m not worried. My bad. Suddenly, the Forbidden Tombs burst through the ground in my home realm of Purgatory. Bronze pyramids smash through abandoned buildings and highways, making rush hour a nightmare. Even worse, the metal structures attract tiny lightning bolts called igni, which are my very special supernatural buddies. Within minutes, every last igni gets stolen away. Now. I’m. Pissed. Whoever hides inside those pyramids? Time to dust off your mummies and shine up your sarcophagi. Because my husband, Lincoln, and I are breaking in and kicking ass. Angelbound Origins In which Myla Lewis kicks ass and takes names. Nuff said. 1. Angelbound 2. Scala 3. Acca 4. Thrax 5. The Dark Lands 6. The Brutal Time 7. Armageddon 8. Quasi Redux 9. Clockwork Igni Perfect for teen and young adult readers who want their book series to deliver: badass world building, angels, demons, paranormal romance, fresh themes from contemporary fiction, LOL romantic comedy, gods and goddesses, dark fantasy, strong girls and women as heroines, themes about loners and outcasts, the best laughs in humorous literature, general coming of age whackery, and (most importantly) truly unusual epic fantasy.

The Panda Chronicles a mythology

Sporry I was bad.” Panda's furry world lay in tatters. After a bit he gathered what was left of his senses. At least he could retrace their steps, and perhaps overtake her on the way home. When he reached the path, he looked back where ...

Author: Paul Bowers

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780244118501

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The Bad Earth

Not one of these creatures, however, is as famous as the reserve's most valuable resident, the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca). Wolong is the panda's most extensive protected habitat, and recently Chinese giant panda experts and ...

Author: Vaclav Smil

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 9781317295297

Category: Science

Page: 248

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As China strives to significantly increase its economic output, the nation faces an acute deterioration of the physical resources from which this prodigious growth springs. Major problems include water shortages, the pollution of water, high levels of carcinogens in the air, accelerating erosion, and industrial pollution. Originally published in 1984, Vaclav Smil documents and evaluates China’s environmental crisis. This title will be of particular interest for students of Environmental Studies and Development Studies.

Bad Panda The Cake Escape

Lin the panda is on a mission: to find her best friend, Fu. He's disappeared from the zoo!

Author: Swapna Haddow

Publisher: Faber & Faber

ISBN: 9780571352463

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 160

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Lin the panda is on a mission: to find her best friend, Fu. He's disappeared from the zoo! Has he been stolen by the Horrid Human? The boy who was looking to add to his sinister collection of stuffed animals? Can Lin and her animal friends find him before it's too late? Utterly hilarious and silly; heavily illustrated throughout in a stylish two-colour palette, from the bestselling creators of Dave Pigeon.

Long Fuse Big Bang

I looked a lot like the evil Mr. Burns, owner of the nuclear plant in The Simpsons. In the next panel the panda was being sucked into the maw of the strange machine. “Bad panda,” I scolded. The last frame showed a series of scruffy rats ...

Author: Eric Haseltine

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781401396053

Category: Business & Economics

Page: 240

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"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." -- Henry Ford As one part of your brain processes these words, another part of your brain is urging you to put the book down and focus on something more pressing. Get back to work on the budget due tomorrow. Answer e-mails growing stale in your inbox. Get off your rear and update that rémé/br> We're all guilty of it, especially in the business world. From Fortune 500 CEOs to assistants, we work to solve the most urgent problems first. That's because evolution has hardwired our brains to focus only on the immediate future, a survival technique that worked extremely well when predators were lurking at every turn. But that was then, this is now. In the modern world, where life expectancies are long and physical perils rare (at least for people who buy books), it's not only possible to build a strong tomorrow without sacrificing today, but to actually increase the number of here-and-now victories by pursuing distant wins. That's where Long Fuse, Big Bang comes in--to help you work with that instinct to create and foster ideas that will lead to explosive professional results. Through proven case studies and personal experience, Dr. Eric Haseltine shows you how to neutralize the quick-fix way of thinking and actually use that desire to improve your chances of an enduring success. Rather than fight our most basic thought processes, this book will teach you how to work with your brain to light the long fuse, keep it smoldering, and ignite that "Big Bang" that will make history."

Bunburry Sinners and Saints

“I think it's called Bad Panda.” “I'd like to find out whether Bad Panda knows a bad driver.” She directed him to the farm shop car park and then led the way to the shop itself. A frizzy haired middle-aged woman greeted them.

Author: Helena Marchmont

Publisher: BASTEI LÜBBE

ISBN: 9783732595556

Category: Fiction

Page: 136

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Miss Marple meets Oscar Wilde in this new series of cosy mysteries set in the picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry. Harold Wilson, police sergeant in the picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry, loathes Alfie McAlister. Alfie is handsome, popular, a self-made multimillionaire - and worst of all, he and his friends Liz and Marge are much better than the police at catching villains. But Sergeant Wilson loathes one person even more - Bunburry's vicar, Philip Brown - and is thrilled by the chance of locking him up for a local crime. When Reverend Brown refuses to defend himself or produce an alibi, it's up to the Bunburry Triangle to uncover what's going on. Helena Marchmont is a pseudonym of Olga Wojtas, who was born and brought up in Edinburgh. She was encouraged to write by an inspirational English teacher, Iona M. Cameron. Olga won a Scottish Book Trust New Writers Award in 2015 and recently published her second book in the Miss Blaine mystery series.

Stories to Tell

Well eventually both the animals escape and become sworn enemies because the panda becomes bad and goes in to hiding meanwhile the cat uses his martial arts skills to protect people. Well what happens next is the cat wants to find its ...

Author: Jordan A. Jefferson

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781728349824

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 48

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This is a collection of literary stories people may be able to relate. The world is changing!

Percy Panda S School Adventures

Panda's. Food. Alphabet. The children lined up waiting to return to class after recess. Miss Owl opened the classroom door and led the ... “It's ok Tania that you said that, it's not that bad.” Percy Panda said giving her a hug.

Author: Adam Joy

Publisher: Balboa Press

ISBN: 9781504303286

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 54

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Today is Percy Pandas first day at school. He is very nervous to be away from his mother, but Mother Panda reminds him that hell have his friends and his teacherhe wont be all alone! During the first day, Percy makes new friends, goes out and plays at recess, and starts to learn the alphabet. He soon sees that school can be lots of fun. As time goes on, Percy learns new games and important lessons that will help him as he gets older. He also meets new students, gets homework for the first time, and starts to prepare for the class play. What an exciting first year of school! In these nine short tales, a young panda starts his first year of school with all his animal friends, helping children to know what to expect when they begin school themselves.

Panda Coloring Book

Colored Caramel Brand full of personality and charisma creating cute and funny books. They are giftable, lovable and unique. Something extra, like the sweet caramel taste that melts the heart.

Author: Colored Caramel

Publisher:

ISBN: 9798655026438

Category:

Page: 52

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Boost Your Good Vibes Let the cute kawaii panda girl take you to the wonderful world of happiness. What can be more fun than coloring pages of pandas and positive & inspirational quotes and sayings? It's perfect for days when you need some fun and relaxation. The best gift for every panda fan! Why we love it: - Super cute kawaii panda designs - Positive, inspirational & motivational quotes - 25 unique illustrations Order Now and Color the Stress and Boredom Away! Colored Caramel Brand full of personality and charisma creating cute and funny books. They are giftable, lovable and unique. Something extra, like the sweet caramel taste that melts the heart.

Panda Nation

Carla Hall, “National Zoo Panda Cam Shuts Down! Bad Idea!" Los Angeles Times, October 1, 2013. http://articles.latimes.com/2013/oct/ou/news/la-ol-nationalzoo-panda-cam-shuts-down-2013 1001; Gregory Wallace, “Panda Cam' Goes Dark in ...

Author: E. Elena Songster

Publisher: Oxford University Press

ISBN: 9780199393688

Category: History

Page: 336

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A logo on products ranging from chopsticks and toilet paper to cell phones and automobiles, the panda is one of the most ubiquitous images in China and throughout the world. Yet the panda holds little notable historical significance in China. Although it has existed in the territory of present-day China since the Pliocene epoch, its widespread popularity there is not only recent, but almost sudden. In Panda Nation, E. Elena Songster links the emergence of the giant panda as a national symbol to the development of nature protection in the People's Republic of China. The panda's transformation into a national treasure exemplifies China's efforts in the mid-twentieth century to distinguish itself as a nation through government-directed science and popular nationalism. The story of the panda's iconic rise offers a striking reflection of China's recent and dramatic ascent as a nation in global status.

Never Have I Ever

It isn't bad.” Panda talked over her, saying, “No, no, I know, like, I'm not a prude or anything. It's just that Francis, he barely ever wants to ... you know. When it happens, it's great and all, but he's ... he's .

Author: Joshilyn Jackson

Publisher: HarperCollins

ISBN: 9780062855336

Category: Fiction

Page: 368

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“Wonderful—suspense and surprises, real characters, and a scary, ominous backbeat. This feels like the book Jackson was born to write.” —Lee Child, New York Times bestselling author Named a Best Book by USA Today • People • The Wall Street Journal • Time • Entertainment Weekly • Bustle • and many more! From New York Times bestselling author Joshilyn Jackson, a twisting novel of domestic suspense in which a group of women play a harmless drinking game that escalates into a war of dark pasts In this game, even winning can be deadly... Amy Whey is proud of her ordinary life and the simple pleasures that come with it—teaching diving lessons, baking cookies for new neighbors, helping her best friend, Charlotte, run their local book club. Her greatest joy is her family: her devoted professor husband, her spirited fifteen-year-old stepdaughter, her adorable infant son. And, of course, the steadfast and supportive Charlotte. But Amy’s sweet, uncomplicated life begins to unravel when the mysterious and alluring Angelica Roux arrives on her doorstep one book club night. Sultry and magnetic, Roux beguiles the group with her feral charm. She keeps the wine flowing and lures them into a game of spilling secrets. Everyone thinks it’s naughty, harmless fun. Only Amy knows better. Something wicked has come her way—a she-devil in a pricey red sports car who seems to know the terrible truth about who she is and what she once did. When they’re alone, Roux tells her that if she doesn’t give her what she asks for, what she deserves, she’s going to make Amy pay for her sins. One way or another. To protect herself and her family and save the life she’s built, Amy must beat the devil at her own clever game, matching wits with Roux in an escalating war of hidden pasts and unearthed secrets. Amy knows the consequences if she can’t beat Roux. What terrifies her is everything she could lose if she wins. A diabolically entertaining tale of betrayal, deception, temptation, and love filled with dark twists leavened by Joshilyn Jackson’s trademark humor, Never Have I Ever explores what happens when the transgressions of our past come back with a vengeance.

Notebook

Journal Notebook Paper Composition Notebook Perfect square grid notebook for School/College students, engineering etc.

Author: Owl Love Notebook

Publisher:

ISBN: 9798603269009

Category:

Page: 100

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Journal Notebook Paper Composition Notebook Perfect square grid notebook for School/College students, engineering etc. Standard Size. Good Quality. Size:8 x 10 in Pages:100 lightly lined pages Paper:Good quality white paper Cover:Soft Matte Cover, Math and Science design Search Composition Notebook for more variety in sizes, cover designs and ruling.

Owl Moon

Also Available From Original Works Publishing Bad Panda by Megan Gogerty Synopsis: They're the last two pandas on earth. It's mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes.

Author: Liz Maestri

Publisher: Original Works Publishing

ISBN: 9781630920432

Category: Drama

Page: 101

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Synopsis: What happens when an Owl Moon rises? The everyday world veers into extremities – hot blood spurts and passions seep into a wintry landscape of cold and desolation. Two couples venture into a desolate, frozen snowfield for the night where they find themselves trapped, both physically and in the mire of their own neurosis. Lisa is determined to win back her ex, Isaac, and will stop at nothing to do so. Shell and Salome carry weighty sacks across the snow, looking for a way to purge their sins. The play follows this group of characters through conflicts and collisions that stretch taut conventions of style and tone. Is it possible to lose oneself? To lose oneself in another? Owl Moon examines the fine line between passion and obsession, and the toll it takes on the mind and spirit. Add in a talking owl, and you have a play that juggles the heady, humorous and harrowing in equal measure. Cast Size: 1 Male, 3 Females, 1 Talking Owl

Bonnie s Future Sisters

Also Available From Original Works Publishing Bad Panda by Megan Gogerty Synopsis: They're the last two pandas on earth. It's mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes.

Author: Meghan Gambling

Publisher: Original Works Publishing

ISBN: 9781630920883

Category:

Page: 88

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4 Females When self help author Bonnie invites Corey to her engagement party, Corey heads to North Carolina to try to rekindle her friendship with her younger sister—only to find that Bonnie appears more excited about her future sisters-to-be, Kayleigh and Larissa, than Corey. Despite Bonnie’s best and meticulously planned efforts, her party threatens to be a total bust—especially when one of the sisters goes missing. “Bonnie's Future Sisters is both hilarious and touching. Meghan has created four unique, complex female characters that will engage audiences and have actresses shoving each other down a flight of stairs to get the opportunity to play.” —Amy Rhodes, Emmy Award winning writer, The Ellen DeGeneres Show “A wonderful play. Incredibly accurate and funny. These are today’s young women.” —Joan Darling, Emmy and DGA Award winning director and actress

Where All Good Rabbits Go

Also Available From Original Works Publishing BAD PANDA by Megan Gogerty Synopsis: They're the last two pandas on earth. It's mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes.

Author: Karina Cochran

Publisher: Original Works Publishing

ISBN: 9781630921248

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 100

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Synopsis: During the Age of the Rabbit, no one died. That is to say no one died in the typical way we now view death (the mystical removal of life from the body). Instead people became rabbits. This could happen very suddenly, or gradually over a long period of time. But sooner or later everyone became a rabbit. When hard working young farmer Walter suddenly sprouts a fluffy tail, his journey to where all good rabbits go begins, and there is no turning back. Cast Size: 1 Female, 2 Males, 5 Chorus “The world of this play is strange and a little silly, but the issues at its heart are life-and-death: terminal illness and grief.” —San Francisco Gate “Cochran’s writing is full of vivid imagery and almost poetic cadences.” —For All Events

Lady Macbeth and Her Pal Megan

Also By Megan Gogerty BAD PANDA Synopsis: They're the last two pandas on earth. It's mating season. One of them falls in love with a crocodile. Who is gay. And then the baby comes. In this sweet celebration of non-traditional families, ...

Author: Megan Gogerty

Publisher: Original Works Publishing

ISBN: 9781630921170

Category: Drama

Page: 56

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Synopsis: When comedian Megan Gogerty is informed that she can’t play Lady Macbeth - because Lady Macbeth is a tragic figure of powerful darkness, and Megan is the human equivalent of a golden retriever - she sets out to prove them all wrong, only to discover that not only must she reevaluate her preconceptions of Lady Macbeth, she must reconsider herself as both a woman and as a standup comedian. Silly, theatrical, and complex, Megan attempts to answer the question, “What’s it like to be a woman comedian?” Spoiler: it’s murder. Cast Size: 1 Female