Awesome Sh t My Drill Sergeant Said

Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories—most never before seen—in this humorous collection.

Author: Dan Caddy

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 9780062351975

Category: Humor

Page: 192

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The official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright “awesome” pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military. Sweat dries. Blood clots. Bones heal. Suck it up, buttercup. After his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with other combat veterans—an exchange with friends that would grow into the dedicated Facebook page, “Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said.” But what began as a comedic outlet has evolved into a robust online community and support network that conducts fundraisers for and donates to military charities, has helped veterans struggling with PTSD and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives. Now, Caddy shares more great DS stories—most never before seen—in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and more. For anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said will add a much needed dose of humor to the day.

Take Your Best Shot

No sagging in school,” Tieg says in his drill-sergeant voice. Gig shifts his tray to one hand and yanks his pants up with the other. When we sit down with Isaac, I give him the news about Sydney, and he's glad. He likes her, too.

Author: John Coy

Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

ISBN: 9781429950138

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

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Middle school and life on and off the basketball court are what four friends deal with in this satisfying conclusion to the 4 for 4 series. Here are four very different boys dealing with family, friends, school, and sports, told in a believable and accessible style. John Coy writes sports stories that run deep, and this series scores more and more readers each season. You'll win big fans in readers who like Mike Lupica, Chris Lynch, and Matt Christopher if you introduce them to the boys from 4 for 4.

365 Days of Mental Siege

Well here I was, soaking wet from grease and sweat, sick and tired of this shit and counting to 10 and basking in the sudden cool fresh air. I said, “Drill sergeant, I've been told to guard this dipsy dumpster by my drill instructor.

Author: Dan Sutherland

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781456803506

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 720

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This story takes place in Vietnam, in 1971, as American warplanes were still raining bombs down on the NVA military sanctuaries inside Cambodia. The war was in full swing and America was giving helicopter assistance in support of South Vietnamese operations near Snoul Cambodia. The military operations, launched to cut off enemy infiltrations and supply lines on the Long Mountain Trail, sixty miles west of Saigon was tragic as it turned to disaster. This is the chain of events leading up to that disaster on Vietnam‘s Western Military Border. Written and recounted by Dan Sutherland. Rockford, Ill

The Badlands Saga

If my drill sergeant were here, he would kick the shit out of me. “That's not his worse trait.” Cathy said as she rode up beside me. “His worse trait is---” James rode ahead of us without responding to Cathy comment.

Author: Derek Weisman

Publisher: Derek Weisman

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

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The Black Diamond plague has taken a toll on Princess Cathy. Her kingdom is under quarantine, her pets turn into food, and her husband slowly rotting away from the disease. To make matters worse, the royal court is too incompetent and selfish to bring order to the land. As all hope seems lost, Cathy finds a cure that could save the kingdom. A special flower that can cure anything including Black Diamond. However, the flower is in a hostile land west of her home. A land called the Badlands. Knowing the Royal Court is useless, she goes on a solo crusade to save her kingdom. Unknowingly to her, her crusade is well-set trap to keep the status quo. While stopping the fires of revolution from taking over the land.

It Was All a Dream

My brother had the kind of baby-mother who was cool to hang out with, but when she got to talking, ... He said the captain and the drill sergeants were screaming in people's faces, “Did you see the bear that shit in the woods?

Author: B. MAC

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

ISBN: 9781480965539

Category: Fiction

Page: 150

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It Was All a Dream by B. MAC It Was All a Dream captures the mind of people who love music, comedy and family gatherings. In the hood, there is always that one dude who is trying to be successful in the music industry, but has it hard finding his way. Most of the time, he is better than a lot of the artists in the business. However, he lacks resources and the right promotion. No matter what, his hunger won’t let him quit. He will stop at nothing to be successful; even if it means rap wars, constant battles, club fights and gun play. It Was All a Dream is a work of fiction that everyone from the ghetto can relate to. Most people in the rap industry will agree with the hardship of being successful, while others will act as if it simple. But the challenge the artist and producer go through in this book would make any real up-and-coming artist laugh and wonder, at the same time, if he or she really wants to be an artist.

In the Eyes of a Military Man

We had that good old boring ceremony, and the drill sergeants told us there were snipers on the building to take us ... too, till after training was over for the day and he came up to me while I was in my locker and said, “Holy shit, ...

Author: Shawn Lawson

Publisher: Dorrance Publishing

ISBN: 9781434969613

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 200

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In the Eyes of a Military Man by Shawn Lawson Anybody who serves in the military is considered a hero, a patriot. It is a profession held in high esteem in every corner of the world, especially in the United States. However, there are things in the military, particularly in the Army, that is anything but noble. Things that only a military man could see. Shawn Lawson, a young retiree from the US Army, candidly recounts his personal experiences as an enlisted man, from his training as a new recruit to his service in the different divisions of the Army within the different forts around the United States and overseas in Korea. He bluntly describes the realities and absurdities in the Army that are often ignored and how he dealt with it, while at same time facing stressful personal problems. Soldiers either talk about heroism or the better side of things and humorous tales, but not being a follower subject to some abuses by higher-ranking officers. This is what Lawson has chosen to expose. This is what happened to him. This is not to disrespect the whole US Army. About the Author Shawn Lawson was born in Denver, Colorado and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah. He served in the United States Army, during which he was also stationed in South Korea. He now lives in Denver.

Undercover Epicenter Nurse

We headed out to the range, and from my first shot, I was shooting expert-level. The drill sergeant stormed up to me and said, “How did you learn to shoot like that?” I answered, “Sir, from you, drill sergeant, sir.

Author: Erin Marie Olszewski

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781510763678

Category: Medical

Page: 256

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Undercover Epicenter Nurse blows the lid off the COVID-19 pandemic. What would you do if you discovered that the media and the government were lying to us all? And that hundreds, maybe thousands of people were dying because of it? Army combat veteran and registered nurse Erin Olszewski’s most deeply held values were put to the test when she arrived as a travel nurse at Elmhurst Hospital in the epicenter of the COVID-19 pandemic. After serving in Iraq, she was back on the front lines—and this time, she found, the situation was even worse. Rooms were filthy, nurses were lax with sanitation measures, and hospital-acquired cases of COVID-19 were spreading like wildfire. Worse, people who had tested negative multiple times for COVID-19 were being labeled as COVID-confirmed and put on COVID-only floors. Put on ventilators and drugged up with sedatives, these patients quickly deteriorated—even though they did not have coronavirus when they checked in. Doctors-in-training were refusing to perform CPR—and banning nurses from doing it—on dying patients whose families had not consented to “Do Not Resuscitate” orders. Erin wasn’t about to stand by and let her patients keep dying on her watch, but she knew that if she told the truth, people wouldn’t believe her. It was just too shocking. Willing to go to battle for her patients, Erin made the decision to go deep undercover, recording conversations with other nurses, videos of malpractice, and more. She began to share what she found on social media. Unsurprisingly, she was fired for it. Now, Erin is standing up to tell the whole horrifying story of what happened inside Elmhurst Hospital to demand justice for those who fell victim to the hospital’s greed. Not only must the staff be held accountable for their unethical actions; but also, this kind of corruption must be destroyed so that future Americans are not put at risks. The deaths have to end, and Erin won’t rest until the bad actors are exposed. Undercover Epicenter Nurse: How Fraud, Negligence, and Greed Led to Unnecessary Deaths at Elmhurst Hospital is a shocking and infuriating inside exposé of the American healthcare system gone wrong. At the same time, it’s the story of a woman who traveled from the small-town streets of Wisconsin, to the battlefields of Iraq, to the mean streets of Queens, on a quest to help fight for her country. With this book, the real battle has begun.

At What Cost

Shit Scott, this is bullshit!” “Yeah I know, life is one big bullshit sandwich and you get your shit on a toasted bun with no fucking mustard!” Scott said with a Drill Sergeant's sarcasm. “This is so way cool!

Author: C. David Heckler

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781465317490

Category: Fiction

Page: 708

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At What Cost "The Dawning": This 700+ page novel is based in the near future when China invades the United States. Robert Tippen and Vic Heckman lead a their team of highly prepared patriots as they fight back and leave their mark in the battle. An action packed novel telling the story of the price winning back American Freedom. Robert Tippen Jr and Victor Heckmen were two young hard working men from Brazoria, Texas. Along with their friends and families, they were prepared for such an unforeseen nightmare to happenyears before. This is the beginning of their story. A NEW RELEASE from C. David Heckler. Follow the Cobras on their real-world path to fighting off the ruthless-relentless Chinese Army Invasion. Coming soon!!! At What Cost? "Snake Hunt" Available also at: Amazon.com and Barnes and Nobel.

The Day God Asked Me a Question

I thought, “Man, this is awesome and everyone is looking! ... My drill sergeant walked up to us and said, “Ladies, tonight we're going to shoot with our gas masks on and use ... I shot into other guys' lanes and all over the field.

Author: Patrick Irish

Publisher: Tate Publishing

ISBN: 9781598869439

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 243

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"The Day God Asked Me a Question" is a heart warming book that will take you into the depths of one man's struggle with sin, and his ultimate triumph through Jesus Christ. Find out his answer to the question that God asked him.

The Man Who Shot Lewis Vance

He was smiling as if he had a great secret he didn't plan to let me in on. He made a house of his fingers and bounced them together. “Now,” I said, casually opening a letter from a detective school in Van Nuys, “what's this about my gun ...

Author: Stuart M. Kaminsky

Publisher: Overamstel Uitgevers

ISBN: 9789049986247

Category: Fiction

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A hotel murder involves Toby Peters with one of Hollywood’s toughest stars Toby Peters wakes up with a headache, a gun in his face, and a body on the hotel-room bed. He is less surprised by the gun than by the man holding it: Marion Morrison, a.k.a John Wayne. Both of them were lured here by the dead man. The next arrival is a prostitute named Olivia, and hot on her heels is the house detective, who’s come to check on the commotion in Room 303. Reasoning that nobody knows all four of them besides the desk clerk, Teddy, the two detectives haul Teddy upstairs, where he confesses to the murder. Wayne, Peters, and Olivia all have careers to protect, so the house detective agrees to keep their names out of it. It all seems too simple. As he looks into the murder, Toby finds that powerful people want to stop him from learning what happened while he was sleeping in Room 303.