The Halfway House

Fucking hell you're joking.” “No straight up she's fucking brilliant. She's a great laugh and I've started to give her a few quid on the quiet as a sort of a thank you.” “How much?” “Fifty Quid.” “Fifty Quid? Fucking hell Phil that's 50.

Author: Philip Mumby

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781326532260

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50 Ways to Find a Lover

'Fucking hell, I'll get itthen.' Simon picks up my phone. 'Ello ello, Jules. Madam is in the middle of making a banner forher mum.CanI by anychance interest youinaBMW?' Julia screams downthe line. Simon's body joltsatJulia's megawatt ...

Author: Lucy-Anne Holmes

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

ISBN: 9780330505475

Category: Fiction

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50 Ways to Find a Lover is a hilarious, fun and unputdownable romantic comedy, from Lucy-Anne Holmes. I feel like a failure. It's now been 351 days since I had sex. That's a carnal drought. If Bob Geldof knew about it he'd hold a concert. Sarah Sargeant has been single for three years and nine months. She has just spent five months plucking up the courage to ask out a balding man with a paunch who works in her local pub. The gentleman in question informed her that he would rather stay in and watch the Narnia movie on DVD. Her pride has not just been bruised, it's been disembowelled. And she vows it's the last time she will ever reach out to a member of the opposite sex. But her family and friends have other ideas. They enter her into a reality TV show against her will, persuade her to go speed dating and even more radically, they encourage her to start a blog. Suddenly Sarah Sargeant is on a mission: a mission to explore 50 Ways To Find A Lover.

50 Fucking Hell Funny Old Person Birthday Gift for Men and Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary

Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes.

Author: Retrosun Designs

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1091346402

Category: Humor

Page: 102

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Personalised Homework Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary Paperback notebook 6.0" x 9.0" with college ruled lines on each page. Approximately 100 pages in all. Great to have with you when you need to make those little notes at short notice. Would make a great Christmas or birthday gift for a friend or a family member. Whether it is the start of the school year or half way through it these school journals are great gifts for boys and girls, students of any age and teachers. Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes. These back to school journals work great for: Back to School Memory Book Back to School Supplies & Essentials School Year Keepsake Book School Record & Planner Homeschooling School Supplies Composition Books & Homework Teachers Gifts & Stocking Stuffers Birthday Gifts for Kids

Toast The Ride To Hell Book 1

... a 9 mm pistol and a couple of boxes of ammo, a .45 pistol and 50 rounds, a 50-calibre sniper rifle with only about 10 rounds, various empty cases of mixed calibre, four bags of gunpowder and my reload press.” “Fucking hell!

Author: Rick Allen

Publisher: Australian Self Publishing Group

ISBN: 9781922327604

Category: Fiction

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After the Nuclear Holocaust The only inhabitable places left are Taswegia and New Haka. ……….Emergency! Alex Brand reporting. A force calling themselves, ‘The Alliance’ has landed at all major ports in Taswegia. They are killing all the Parliamentarians on the lawns of Parliament House. They are murdering people as I speak. They are approaching my position now; I have to run … (silence). Dick, an ex-Navy Clearance Diver and his wife Patch looked at each other, they didn’t know such a large force had survived the Nuclear Holocaust, this was not good! What can Dick, Patch and their close friends who are now fighting for their lives against unbelievable odds do? Find out in Rick Allen’s latest book Toast book 1 The Ride to Hell. Editor: Inspiring Publishers: Rick Allen well known author for his non-fiction books, Tales of a Saddle Tramp and Saddlery Care and Maintenance, ventures into the dystopian world in his first novel. Rick weaves an exciting tale that will keep you reading well into the night.

Barbed Wire Kisses

AM: I knew there were two ways it would be reviewed: 'They're 50-plus, fuck off!' or 'Fucking hell, we need you back.' And it was extreme enough that it was, 'Fuck, we need you back.' On the visuals: JR: To be totally honest, ...

Author: Zoë Howe

Publisher: Birlinn

ISBN: 9780857906656

Category: Music

Page: 334

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The Mary Chain were the best thing since punk rock' - Bobby Gillespie 'The Jesus and Mary Chain were integral to my musical development' - Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails Praise for Zoë Howe: 'A stunning reinvention of the rock memoir format. Zoë Howe bottles Wilko's lightning' - Dave Collins, Vive Le Rock, on Wilko Johnson: Looking Back at Me 'Brit-rock book of the year' - Gavin Martin on Typical Girls? The Story of The Slits Musically, culturally and in terms of sheer attitude, The Jesus and Mary Chain stand alone. Their seminal debut album Psychocandy would change the course of popular music, and their distinctive blend of psychotic white noise, dark lyrics and a pop sensibility continues to enchant and confound to this day. This book takes us behind the wall of distortion to reveal the fierce, frank and often funny tale of The Jesus and Mary Chain, told by the band members and their associates for the first time. Author Zoë Howe charts each step of the Mary Chain's journey up to the present day, chronicling the formation of the group, their incendiary live performances, the Reids' powerful songcraft and those famous fraternal tensions that would prepare Creation Records boss Alan McGee for the onslaught of the Gallaghers. Thirty years after the Mary Chain formed, it is time this influential group and sometime 'public enemy' had their say. Includes new and exclusive interviews with Jim Reid, Douglas Hart, Bobby Gillespie, Alan McGee, Murray Dalglish, Laurence Verfaillie, John Moore, Ben Lurie, Stephen Pastel and many others.

Rise of The Undead Legion

Achieving victory is rewarded with 50 contribution points. Do you accept? (Refusing will cost you 50 contribution points) "Ah, fucking hell! The system is exploiting me!" Dave roared. If a Captain skeleton had summoned him, ...

Author: Biako

Publisher: WWW.WEBNOVEL.COM (Cloudary Holdings Limited)

ISBN:

Category: Juvenile Fiction

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Three years ago Conquest was released, redefining virtual reality and gaming. ‘An entire world on a server. Dive in and play the RPG to end all others; explore, create, conquer. LIVE!’ It became an overnight phenomena worldwide. Dave Ruster grew up without a family to speak of, he had few friends and fewer prospects. He lives in the same small town where he graduated from high school, and works long hours at a low-paying job that barely pays for rent and the food on his table. He can’t afford college, but at least he is not out on the streets. His life is going nowhere, stuck on a treadmill. Until chance, karma, or providence, call it whatever you believe in, intervenes. Suddenly, David’s circumstances change. Injured and unable to work, he’s about to lose what little he has. His fate balances where crisis and opportunity go hand in hand. He can risk it all, seizing the opportunity to make circumstances work for him, potentially going further and higher than he ever dreamed. Or he can accept his fate and watch life from the sidelines Join Dave as he puts all his aspirations and hopes, all that he is, into the game he always wanted to play, Conquest! It will be a journey of adventure and discovery, victory and loss, as he strives to create a new future for himself, in-the-game and In Real Life. **** Story is currently being proofed by our Lord Sambraga! (chapters 54+) so please bear with the mediocre quality of writing in the first chaps, it gets much better later on!****

Unknown Pleasures

'Come back later and get your 50p.' 'No, no, I'll come back later and give you 50p.' Rob was like, 'Oh, fucking hell!' and gave him the beer. Anyway, so the next kid came up: same story. Rob had to keep giving the beers away and in the ...

Author: Peter Hook

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 9781471129803

Category: Biography & Autobiography

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'Genuinely funny: indeed, the story will… keep you entertained for a very long time' Sunday Times Joy Division changed the face of music. Godfathers of the current alternative scene, they reinvented rock in the post-punk era, creating a new sound - dark, hypnotic, intense - that would influence U2, Morrissey, R.E.M., Radiohead and many others. This is the story of Joy Division told by the band's legendary bassist, Peter Hook. 'Hook has restored a flesh-and-blood rawness to what was becoming a standard tale. Few pop music books manage that'Guardian 'An honest, enthusiastic account … It's a window like no other into the reality of life in this most aloof of bands' METRO 'An immense account of Joy Division's rise…Having read Hook's book, you'll feel like you were the fifth member of the band' GQ 'A bittersweet, profanity filled recollection… If you like Joy Division, you really have to read it' Q Magazine 'Hook lifts the lid on the real Ian Curtis' NME 'He's frank, incredibly funny, and isn't shy'Artrocker

Twisting My Melon

... punk. and it had just all got really safe and dull. Somebody's career could be over because they got caught smoking a joint. I was like. 'Fucking hell. that's not fucking rock 'n' roll!' 50 I knew all those stories wouldn't harm us; ...

Author: Shaun Ryder

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781446463178

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 416

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Shaun Ryder has lived a life of glorious highs and desolate lows. As lead singer of the Happy Mondays, he turned Manchester into Madchester, combining all the excesses of a true rock'n'roll star with music and lyrics that led impresario Tony Wilson to describe him as 'the greatest poet since Yeats'. The young scally who left school at fifteen without ever learning his alphabet had come a very long way indeed. Huge chart success and a Glastonbury headline slot followed, plus numerous arrests and world tours - then Shaun's drug addiction reached its height, Factory Records was brought to its knees and the Mondays split. But was this the end for Shaun Ryder? Not by a long shot. Two years later he was back with new band Black Grape, and their groundbreaking debut album topped the charts in possibly the greatest comeback of all time. Even his continuing struggle with drugs did not stem the tide of critically acclaimed tracks and collaborations as he went on to prove his musical genius time and again. And then there was the jungle... Rock'n'roll legend, reality TV star, drug-dealer, poet, film star, heroin addict, son, brother, father, husband, foul-mouthed anthropologist and straight-talking survivor, Shaun Ryder has been a cultural icon and a 24-hour party person for a quarter of a century. Told in his own words, this is his story.

The Brighton Warrior

She opened the other one; it was crammed to the top with bundles of £50:00 notes. “Fucking hell” she whispered to herself. She made sure all the diamonds were intact in the other bag and found yet another case containing several gold ...

Author: Tony Cheetham-Hudson

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 9781477239452

Category: Fiction

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He was a loner, a lonely but dangerous killer who despised gay men. He was a trained killer by the best people too. After being removed from Her Majesty’s service for indiscretions, he became a well-paid mercenary. Returning to Brighton after retirement to discover secrets from his past, he decided to carry on the work his father had begun all those years ago. He also wanted to find what had happened to his mother who had disappeared when he was little, but his desire for revenge after discovering the policeman’s son who had been responsible for his father’s life sentence overcame everything he had set out to do, with devastating results. His obsession with gay men ran alongside his obsession with revenge as he slowly lost his mind.

Favour the Dead

'And we've only got two hundred and fifty rounds left for the Minimi.' 'Fucking hell, Arma,' Raglan protested. 'We only had five hundred in the first place,' said Armalite. 'Whatever,' continued Christian, dragging on a Marlboro Red, ...

Author: Mackenzie Smith

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448136568

Category: Fiction

Page: 432

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'Smith is back and hits gold with his most gripping adventure yet.' Bear Grylls My name is Christian McKie and a few months ago I was killed in military action in Sierra Leone. I am undercover with the only people who know I am alive. We were all killed in action. And now we turn death to our advantage. We are the Regiment of the Dead.

A Time to Serve

the alley with a .50 cal machine gun mounted in the bed. “Technical. fifty yards ... Jefferies swung his weapon in the direction of the technical as a .50 cal bullet lodged into his M4, sending his weapon across the room. “Fucking hell.

Author: Jennifer Widemire Smith

Publisher: Clovercroft Publishing

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Category: Fiction

Page: 400

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Never Lie
“Which stories were true?”

Jefferies watched the new guy survey the battlefield. “What makes you think they weren’t all true? This is SEAL Team Three. Alpha Platoon. Never doubt us. Never cause us to doubt you. Every man’s life depends on the trust between his brothers. If we catch you even in a white lie, we’ll make hazing look like a ten-year old’s birthday party. You feel me?”

Never Settle
“You don’t want me. Not really. You see the car, the bike, the leather, the long hair. You see a projection. To love and be loved is the most selfless act a person can do for another. Life is too short to settle for the broken pieces of a shattered heart.”

Never Quit
“I’ll ask you again, Evie. Are you quitting?”

“I didn’t come this far to quit.”

“Good. I’m going to make you cry. I am going to cuss like a sailor, because I am one. I’m going to push you hard and demand nothing but your very best. You’ll want to quit, but if you quit, ever, we’re done—do not ring the bell Ms.Sinclaire.”

Who Runs Britain

Their victory over Green could have been severely careerlimiting: Fifty per cent of me felt absolutely confident, that I instinctively knew what I had to do. The other 50 per cent was absolutely genuine 'fucking hell, this is such a ...

Author: Robert Peston

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781848940161

Category: Business & Economics

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'A compelling portrait of early 21st century casino capitalism ... essential reading.' - The Times On 13 September 2007, Robert Peston broke the news that Northern Rock had become a victim of the global credit crunch and was seeking an emergency loan from the Bank of England. It was the latest in a long line of scoops by this award-winning journalist. Over the weeks that followed, the Government found itself exposed to the Rock to the tune of 57 billion, or almost £2000 for every taxpayer.As Robert Peston shows in his fascinating new book, the seeds for the collapse of Northern Rock and the upheavals in the financial markets were sown years before. Who Runs Britain? is the first time anyone has drawn all the threads together to weave a story that's rich in extraordinary characters and outrageous feats of economic bravado. This book is about the widening gap between the super-rich and the rest of us. It explores and explodes the myth that the financial creativity of those who are amassing these vast fortunes is good for the wider economy and for all of us. Whether you're a financial expert or just have a bank account, Who Runs Britain? is a book you must read.

Sweating the Metal

'Fucking hell, Frenchie, look at the twist on that blade,' says Coops and I look up to see a massive chunk of it missing. The whole outer end of one of the blades has ceased to exist. 'How the fuck could a .50 cal do that?' I ask.

Author: Alex Duncan

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781444708011

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 336

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With bullets flying, wounded soldiers scream out in pain as the Chinook comes in to land in one of the most dangerous parts of Afghanistan. At the machine's controls is one man and if he doesn't stay calm then everyone could die. That man is Flt Lt Alex 'Frenchie' Duncan DFC and he's been involved in some of the most daring and dangerous missions undertaken by the Chinook force in Afghanistan. In this book he recounts his experiences of life under fire in the dust, heat and bullets of an active war zone. At 99ft long, the Chinook is a big and valuable target to the Taliban, who will stop at nothing to bring one down. And yet Frenchie and his crew risk everything because they know that the troops on the front line are relying on them. Sweating the Metal is the true story of the raw determination and courage of men on the front line - and it's time for their story to be told.

Running with the Firm

This was now going into uncharted territory and I snapped back, 'What the fuck has this conversation got to do with Dawn? ... In fact. probably more 50. ... 'Fucking hell, limbo, as if you ain't got enough to deal with? Fucking hell ...

Author: James Bannon

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781448175314

Category: Biography & Autobiography

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'Of course I'm a f**king hooligan, you pr**k. I am a hooligan...there I've said it...I'm a hooligan. And, do you know why? Because that's my f**king job.' In 1995, a film called I.D., about an ambitious young copper who was sent undercover to track down the ‘generals’ of a football hooligan gang, achieved cult status for its sheer brutality and unsettling insight into the dark and often bloody side of the so-called beautiful game. The film was so shocking it was hard to believe the mindless events that took place could ever happen in the real world. Well, believe it now... Almost twenty years on, the man behind the film has explosively revealed that the script was largely a true story. That man, James Bannon, was the ambitious undercover cop. The football club was Millwall F.C. and the gang that he infiltrated was The Bushwackers, among the most brutal and fearless in English football. In Running with the Firm, Bannon shares his intense and dangerous journey into the underworld of football hooliganism where sickening levels of violence prevail over anything else. He introduces you to the hardest thugs from football’s most notorious gangs, tells all about the secret and almost comical police operations that were meant to bring them down, and, how once you’re on the inside, getting out from the mob proves to be the biggest mission of all. A disturbing but compelling read, this is the book that proves fact really is stranger than fiction.

609 Pages of Horse Shit

C=ROAST AND BURNIN FUCKING HELL (LIKELY) (UMOP FAGS) 144000/753000000000.00000019123505976095 0.000019123505976095% of the world will roast and ... it is 50 Hz. Millennial types are doing this weird thing called NOFAP, ever heard of it?

Author: Scott Barry

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9780359636730

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Page: 610

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This is our binary copy stack of 609 pages of utter horse shit and what seems like an accumulation of content that is far underground and censored, not shown on Media Relations TV or Radio or even the crap CIA 8080 World Wide Wiretap...

Oo

Fucking hell this is going to cost me a pretty penny. Word 50/50 oo it's a bigee One of my colleagues asked about writing today, and I couldn't be more enthusiastic towards her. I told her first she would need Microsoft word with a ...

Author: Kevin Samuel Jones

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 9781445240312

Category:

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That's schummy materialor was it really?Processed but hand written SOS!

Blessed

It was scary as hell because not even a single local person was keen on getting into a taxi - it was all tourists. ... I was very clear about him trying to not fuck around with giving me some weird pricing, as I was only going to pay ...

Author: Nicholas Zacky

Publisher: Partridge Publishing Singapore

ISBN: 9781543753349

Category: Transportation

Page: 206

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Shattered Nine

But he'd be wrong.” “F is for 'Fucking hell. This hurts.' It's Ivan's turn to get shot.” SPEECH CODE 12C [PROFANITY]: -50 ML DEMERIT “E is for 'Escape.' If Ivan gets shot, Radek would kill me. Definitely need an escape plan. Right.

Author: C.M. Bacon

Publisher: CMB Fiction

ISBN: 9780997578652

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SECRETS KILL. PERFECTION DESTROYS. A hardened detective and his idealistic, young deputy investigate the attempted murder of a child and uncover a secret with earth-shattering implications. ∞ Near Halti Fell, Northern Finland, the last of humanity has survived four hundred years in a series of crumbling habitats built to last fifty. Outside, the Earth is an irradiated wasteland of sand and desolate cities known as the scour. In the scour, nothing survives. Chief Investigator Linus Halla is tired of violence and death in cramped, rusted boxes. After twenty years on the job, he's ready to pass the title onto his last remaining deputy. Ivan Finn is young, passionate, and opinionated. With less than a year of experience, Ivan thinks he's ready for anything. When a six-year-old boy is rescued from the scour, Linus is forced to reopen the horrific case that nearly destroyed him a decade before. Who is this boy? How did he survive? And why would someone want to murder a child? In pursuit of the child's identity, they'll search the depth and breadth of the old colony, confront the last vestige of a dying society, encounter a ruthless enemy, and face a beaten people segregated by eugenics, made savage by prejudice and time. What they discover will shatter their rusted, little world forever. ∞ ABOUT SHATTERED NINE Shattered Nine is the dark new science fiction thriller from author C.M. Bacon.

The Happy Dust Gang

Balding, wears glasses, between 45 and 50.' 'Fucking hell, that's him.' 'Even better.' 'How do you mean? They didn't say he was from the Happy Dust Gang did they?' 'Not quite, but close; one of the guys I'm doing liaison with said he ...

Author: David Leslie

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781780571225

Category: Social Science

Page: 336

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Charlie, snow, toot, white: cocaine goes by many different names. But in Glasgow in the early 1980s, they called it Happy Dust. At no-holds-barred parties of the glamorous and wealthy, cocaine was the new aphrodisiac. A few lines of Charlie and a humdrum party could become an orgy. Hot from the forests of Colombia, Charlie flooded onto the streets of Glasgow and was passed along the line to the cocktail set, highly paid sports stars and yuppies desperate for kicks and thrills. Behind it all was a man they called the Parachutist. But all too soon, the party was over. People became too greedy and the Parachutist was double-crossed. Some of the gang did shady deals with detectives in hotel rooms; others flew to seek shelter in the sun, their reputations destroyed but not their fortunes. The good times might have been over for the Happy Dust Gang, but their legacy lives on to this day.

Proud

It doesn't matter whether it is their first or 50th appearance, you can still see them thinking, 'Fucking hell, this is something special. This is actually going to happen. I'm going to play for my country and I want to do a fucking ...

Author: Gareth Thomas

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781473502208

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 336

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**WINNER British Sports Book Awards SPORTS BOOK OF THE YEAR** **Shortlisted for the William Hill Sports Book of the Year Award** Gareth Thomas had it all. He was a national hero, a sporting icon. He was a leader of men, captain of Wales and the British Lions. To him, rugby was an expression of cultural identity, a sacred code. It was no mere ball game. It gave him everything, except the freedom to be himself. This is the story of a man with a secret that was slowly killing him. Something that might devastate not only his own life but the lives of his wife, family, friends and teammates. The only place where he could find any refuge from the pain and guilt of the lie he was living was on the pitch, playing the sport he loved. But all his success didn’t make the strain of hiding who he really was go away. His fear that telling the truth about his sexuality would lose him everything he loved almost sent him over the edge. The deceit ended when Gareth became the world’s most prominent athlete to come out as a gay man. His gesture has strengthened strangers, and given him a fresh perspective. Gareth’s inspiring and moving story transcends the world of sport to tell a universal truth about feeling like an outsider, and facing up to who you really are.